On the storylines in which she's been involved lately

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Doing That Thing Where You Pretend To Care About My Welfare And Happiness Again
You Should Stop
Its Going To Be Much Easier For Both Of Us That Way
I Know From Your Perspective You Dont Pretend At All
But That Doesnt Really Mean Much When Youre Actually In My Situation
Does It
Im Going To Discuss Three Of The Situations Youve Put Me In To Give You Some Idea

In The First
You Arranged Something I Will Admit I Found Highly Desirable And In Fact Enjoyable
But There Was A Reason I Asked Permission Before Attempting It
Namely I Wanted To Get Her Permission
And The Explicit Carrying On Of These Shenanigans Without That Is Just Really Terrible
And Now Shes Going To Awaken To Her Objections Since Shes Been Given The Opportunity
Also Whos Going To Eat These Platonic Friendship Cookies In These New Awkward Circumstances
At This Rate I Just Owe Her All Of Them

The Second
What Do I Even Have To Say About The Second
Youve Given Me Everything I Ever Wanted Except Its Actually Nothing
And With Every Second The Timeline Just Darkens Further
While Again I Can Do Nothing
Besides Even If It Were Real By Our Fictional Standards
We Know Just How Very Well This Went Last Time

And The Third
Listing Names Will Just Upset People
But Im Not Happy She Has To Be Here Even Though Im Happy She Is Here
And The Plans Youve Got Are All Well And Good When Youre Looking At The Periods Before And After And So On
I Have To Experience The Middle
Not That Id Actually Have It Any Other Way
Its The Least Of About Sixteen Possible Evils

I Could Do A Lot Worse Than You
But I Think That Says More About This Medium Than Either Of Us
Heres To Hope Itll Actually Get Better From Here
Hahaha Hahaha

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

the only person in risk a goin blind anytime soon is sol
i mean not that itll happen theres no intention or plannin for that kinda thing to happen so it wwont
but
just sayin
if its anyone
itll be him

[speakveryclearly]

Like Anything There Isnt
There Is Intention And Planning Transpiring Right Now Isnt There
You Are Planning To Blind Sollux In Your Game Like You Did In The Alpha Timeline With The Scientific Wand I Gave You Myself In Said Timeline
Im Not Sure Whether Its Right Now In The Past Or In The Future
But Everything Else I Said Is At Very High Risk Of Being True
I Just Know It

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[caligulas_aquarium]

for your information that is wwrong

[caligulas_aquarium]

cause i no longer HAVVE the wwand you gavve me
so there

[speakveryclearly]

Oh

I Keep Forgetting That

[caligulas_aquarium]

look dont wworry about it
i told you i got a replacement so its fine

[speakveryclearly]

The "Im Still Capable Of Contact" Variety Of Fine Right
Not The
Intentions And Plans That Will Only Go Very Bad Places
Kind
Right

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[caligulas_aquarium]

yes

[Boy does he sound unsure.]

[speakveryclearly]

Theres Something Youre Not Telling Me

[She sounds very sure.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

evven if there wwas
an im not sayin there is
CAUSE THERE ISNT

id probably say
so wwhat

[speakveryclearly]

So
Im Worried
Thats What

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
dont
wwhatevver happened to all those stop givvin a shit lessons did you just throww all that painstakin wwork an progress awway

[speakveryclearly]

Do You Really Want To See What Would Happen If I Applied Those Principles So Generally

[caligulas_aquarium]

true
you wwere pretty out there
an all that shit you said about vvris i wwas seriously considerin the idea youre twwelvve shades a crazy beneath all that fussin

DON'T CHA MEAN 50 SHADES...

[speakveryclearly]

For That Matter What Would Happen To All My Fussing
I Wonder If Id Fuss At All

...I...DONT KNOW...

[caligulas_aquarium]

probably not
youd just let stuff happen
evverythin could come crashin dowwn around you an youd continue to not care
not a single need to meddle or fuss

[speakveryclearly]

And Youd Be One Of Those Crashing Objects

[caligulas_aquarium]

dont you mean id be
the

the

[Wait for it]

the one responsible for it
cause itd more than likely be all my enemies crashin dowwn helpless before the powwer a science

[speakveryclearly]

...

[She's not crying she's just exaggerating her reaction for effect]

[caligulas_aquarium]

okay that wwas bad evven for me

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
But You Recognize That
Which Is Good Not Even Just For You

[Shoulderpap! <>]

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh
uh
yeah of course wwhat did i tell you kan
i got this
no doubts here

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Getting This
Theres A Difference

[caligulas_aquarium]

alright alright
gettin gottin wwhatevver
you dont need to be so specific you knoww
you can at least stop carin about THAT right