On the storylines in which she's been involved lately

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Doing That Thing Where You Pretend To Care About My Welfare And Happiness Again
You Should Stop
Its Going To Be Much Easier For Both Of Us That Way
I Know From Your Perspective You Dont Pretend At All
But That Doesnt Really Mean Much When Youre Actually In My Situation
Does It
Im Going To Discuss Three Of The Situations Youve Put Me In To Give You Some Idea

In The First
You Arranged Something I Will Admit I Found Highly Desirable And In Fact Enjoyable
But There Was A Reason I Asked Permission Before Attempting It
Namely I Wanted To Get Her Permission
And The Explicit Carrying On Of These Shenanigans Without That Is Just Really Terrible
And Now Shes Going To Awaken To Her Objections Since Shes Been Given The Opportunity
Also Whos Going To Eat These Platonic Friendship Cookies In These New Awkward Circumstances
At This Rate I Just Owe Her All Of Them

The Second
What Do I Even Have To Say About The Second
Youve Given Me Everything I Ever Wanted Except Its Actually Nothing
And With Every Second The Timeline Just Darkens Further
While Again I Can Do Nothing
Besides Even If It Were Real By Our Fictional Standards
We Know Just How Very Well This Went Last Time

And The Third
Listing Names Will Just Upset People
But Im Not Happy She Has To Be Here Even Though Im Happy She Is Here
And The Plans Youve Got Are All Well And Good When Youre Looking At The Periods Before And After And So On
I Have To Experience The Middle
Not That Id Actually Have It Any Other Way
Its The Least Of About Sixteen Possible Evils

I Could Do A Lot Worse Than You
But I Think That Says More About This Medium Than Either Of Us
Heres To Hope Itll Actually Get Better From Here
Hahaha Hahaha

Comments

[tendtoenunciate]

HEY THATS A NEUTRAL FUCKIN TERM DISCHARGEHEAD
SOMETHING SOMETHING SUPERIORITY
im just a little too uh incapaciated for my ordinary bloody brilliance a rhetoric
wwere not high wwere drunk actually
theres a tfln meme up you understand wwhat its like dont you
girls gettin intoxicated an carried awway wwith their VVAMPIRE OBSESSIONS AN ALL
HAHA
YES
THOSE
that are so
...
....
so vvery
dumb
compared to
wwizards
evven though she is going to be a WWITCH flarpin tool if i havve my wway thank you vvery much
now if youll EXCUSE ME ivve got some pretend people to blind
ILLE EST NOT YOU
DO YOU WWANT IT TO BE YOU SOL
HUH
DO YA
no you dont noww please COME ON KAN

[caligulas_aquarium]

Uh
O
Kay
Im Sure We Should
Because Youre Not Acting Like Yourself Eridan
You Know
At
All
And
You Definitely Need To Work On Your Skills If Youre Going To Be Flarping
FLARPing
No Flarping Okay I Got It
Because Poor Is Definitely A Word That Comes To Mind To Describe This Situation

[twin_armageddons]

okay now both of you are pii22iing me off 2o why don't you 2top talkiing and go run off and have your 2hiitty flarp campaiign or whatever.
ii'm done wiith thii2.

[Filtered To Caligulas_Aquarium]

[tendtoenunciate]

[She... literally wrote it in the subject line

That's all she did]

That Is The Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Done And You Owe Me Big Time
Though That Debt May Actually Be In The Form Of Magically Themed Flarp Outfits

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont ACTUALLY sound like that






do i

[Priorities. He has them.]

[tendtoenunciate]

Impressions Arent My Strongest Suit
And I Was Rushed

But
Yellowblood
Really

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey
its not like i knoww howw youre around trolls wwho aint
wwell
me actually
you COULD be like that i dont knoww
howw wwould i

but if you ask me aside that minor little slip up i did pretty wwell

[tendtoenunciate]

Is It Really A Logical Extrapolation
Furthermore Have You Ever Known Any Troll Below Teal Who Freely Uses Such Terms

But Other Than That I Will Agree It Was Servicable

[fiiltered two the iidiiot2]

[twin_armageddons]

that ii2n't how priivate fiilter2 work here.
you do know ii can read everythiing you two are 2ayiing, riight?
ju2t becau2e you wriite that you want iit fiiltered two 2omeone, iit doe2n't make iit magiically happen.

[Filtered Away From Sollux]

[tendtoenunciate]

But
This Is Dear_Mun
And Thats Exactly How Our Muns Do It
So Hes Got To Be
Uh
I Dont Know How He Got In There But Maybe This Should Work

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh my god kan wwho evven cares if he can see this or not
look
ill showw you the greatest fuckin filter a all time

[sol if you can read this then piss off noone likes you or wwants you around evver]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[go fuck your2elf ampora]

[twin_armageddons]

[Filter For How That Flarp Proposal Was Entirely Serious And This Is Why]

[tendtoenunciate]

[Empty Message]

[look if not evven kan can stand your company then clearly youre just a special kind of unwwanted]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[obviiou2ly that'2 a liie 2iince 2he liike2 my company ju2t fiine.]

[twin_armageddons]

ii don't get why you 2tiill hang around wiith hiim 2eriiou2ly.

[Declaration Of My Refusal To Even Fake Filtering This]

[tendtoenunciate]

Because I Happen To Be Pale For Him

2/2

[tendtoenunciate]

Though I Never Said I Couldnt Stand Solluxs Company

[you wwish]

[caligulas_aquarium]

psh wwhatevver
i seem to recall you wwantin to get outta here pretty quick wwith me earlier
minus him

[how ii2 iit a wii2h 2he ju2t 2aiid 2o, retard.]

[twin_armageddons]

are you jokiing becau2e ii 2eriiou2ly cannot tell riight now.

[Penultimate Message]

[tendtoenunciate]

I Enjoy Eridans Company More Greatly Than Solluxs Which Does Not Imply A Lack Of Enjoyment Of Solluxs Company
There
Are You Happy
Can We Go

[shes sparin your feelins jackass howw hard is it to get]

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey wwhatevver
ivve been ready to go wwhenevver ok youre the one wwaitin around

[whatever, ii'm done talkiing two you.]

[twin_armageddons]

then why don't you both ju2t leave riight now 2ERIIOU2LY.

[tendtoenunciate]

Fine

[IS HER MUN GONNA... LET... HER... CMON... CMON...

SHE THINKS IT'S WORKING...]

[caligulas_aquarium]

fine