On the storylines in which she's been involved lately

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Doing That Thing Where You Pretend To Care About My Welfare And Happiness Again
You Should Stop
Its Going To Be Much Easier For Both Of Us That Way
I Know From Your Perspective You Dont Pretend At All
But That Doesnt Really Mean Much When Youre Actually In My Situation
Does It
Im Going To Discuss Three Of The Situations Youve Put Me In To Give You Some Idea

In The First
You Arranged Something I Will Admit I Found Highly Desirable And In Fact Enjoyable
But There Was A Reason I Asked Permission Before Attempting It
Namely I Wanted To Get Her Permission
And The Explicit Carrying On Of These Shenanigans Without That Is Just Really Terrible
And Now Shes Going To Awaken To Her Objections Since Shes Been Given The Opportunity
Also Whos Going To Eat These Platonic Friendship Cookies In These New Awkward Circumstances
At This Rate I Just Owe Her All Of Them

The Second
What Do I Even Have To Say About The Second
Youve Given Me Everything I Ever Wanted Except Its Actually Nothing
And With Every Second The Timeline Just Darkens Further
While Again I Can Do Nothing
Besides Even If It Were Real By Our Fictional Standards
We Know Just How Very Well This Went Last Time

And The Third
Listing Names Will Just Upset People
But Im Not Happy She Has To Be Here Even Though Im Happy She Is Here
And The Plans Youve Got Are All Well And Good When Youre Looking At The Periods Before And After And So On
I Have To Experience The Middle
Not That Id Actually Have It Any Other Way
Its The Least Of About Sixteen Possible Evils

I Could Do A Lot Worse Than You
But I Think That Says More About This Medium Than Either Of Us
Heres To Hope Itll Actually Get Better From Here
Hahaha Hahaha

Comments

[tendtoenunciate]

What Are You Proposing Then
That I Pretend Humans As A Whole Arent Wrong-Minded Because I Know Of A Few Exceptions

I Really Didnt Want To Say This
But Youre Forcing My Dextral Extremity Containing My Figurative Playing Cards

You Have Taken The Stance In The Past That Youre A Seadweller With An Underlying Deep Contempt For All Landdwellers
Merely Happening To Grow "Fond Of Some"
(Which I Hasten To Add I Assume Includes Me)
How Is This Different
What Makes This Prejudice Any More Inappropriate Than That One
Its Not Any Less Sanctioned By Our Hiveworld
We Were Bred As Conquerors And So On
With Thousands Of "Inferior Aliens" Under Our Imperial Fist

I Hate The Sound Of Such Logic
But Its Exactly What You Used To Invoke All The Time
So No Matter How Much Of A Point You Have It Shocks Me That You Of All Trolls Have Taken Upon Yourself The Mantle Belonging To A Defender Of Humanity

[caligulas_aquarium]

[oh no she didn't]

EXCUSE YOU MARYAM but did i not just make it clear i am not bein some kind of advvocate of interspecies equality here
if anythin i am sayin wwe got exceptions on the wwhole human front like wwe do trolls
highbloods an all
the IMPORTANT ones
i dont givve a fuck about the ones wwho aint they outnumber the ones wwho arent impossible to deal wwith by a thousand to one an id sooner kill em than i wwould look at em

wwhat do i havve to do ACTUALLY exterminate all of them except the ones i like
wwill that convvince you
cause ill fuckin do it just wwatch me

[speakveryclearly]

Youd Do That For Me
Oh You Megalomaniac

[You can see her ALMOST GET SWEPT UP AND RAVISHED AGAIN but then she slumps suddenly]

Wait
It Doesnt Matter You Couldnt Even If You Wanted To
Thats The Whole Reason I Made This Post You Didnt Read In The First Place

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat the fuck do you mean i couldnt
of course i could
if thats a challenge ill fuckin take it

[Still missing the point yep yep!]

[speakveryclearly]

Im Sure Thatll Be Very Pleasing To The Initiative

[DROP OF EYESHADOW TO THE HEART.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

i dont care
wwhatre they gonna do refuse to send me home
oh no dont do that
i dont wwanna miss out on returnin to bein dead forevver
cause that wwas just SO AMAZIN i wwanna spend the rest of my life no sorry AFTERlife in the dream bubbles

wweh

wweh

[speakveryclearly]

No Because Apparently Youre Good Enough For Their Cause And Im Not
It Seems Im Just Not Worthy Of Rescue By Recruitment Yet
And
And I Cant Bear Knowing That
Even Though Im Perfectly Aware Of All The Real Reasons
Its Just
Its Awful Alright

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah
wwell
maybe itll happen one day
you nevver knoww

you just gotta livve in

[...hope.

He's not saying it he's not saying it he's not saying it.]

just deal ww it i guess

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
Well
Please Dont Get Yourself Killed Before I Do Come There Okay
Im Very Concerned About It
Not That I Doubt Your Capacity For Self-Defense
But I Do Doubt Your Capacity For Not Getting Yourself Into Situations Where Your Capacity Self-Defense Is Tested

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey if other people start shit i gotta finish it ok
its that or die
im not gonna roll ovver an die to a bunch of humans
i mean ill TRY but it depends on them not me

[speakveryclearly]

Thats Exactly The Kind Of Attitude Theyll Kill You For
Its Awful But Theres Not A Single Thing You Can Do About It

[caligulas_aquarium]

more like the kind of attitude thatll get THEM killed

[speakveryclearly]

Now Thats Definitely The Kind Of Attitude That Gets You Killed

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell see

[speakveryclearly]

What If You Dont
What If You Go Blind

[caligulas_aquarium]

the only person in risk a goin blind anytime soon is sol
i mean not that itll happen theres no intention or plannin for that kinda thing to happen so it wwont
but
just sayin
if its anyone
itll be him

[speakveryclearly]

Like Anything There Isnt
There Is Intention And Planning Transpiring Right Now Isnt There
You Are Planning To Blind Sollux In Your Game Like You Did In The Alpha Timeline With The Scientific Wand I Gave You Myself In Said Timeline
Im Not Sure Whether Its Right Now In The Past Or In The Future
But Everything Else I Said Is At Very High Risk Of Being True
I Just Know It

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

for your information that is wwrong

[caligulas_aquarium]

cause i no longer HAVVE the wwand you gavve me
so there

[speakveryclearly]

Oh

I Keep Forgetting That

[caligulas_aquarium]

look dont wworry about it
i told you i got a replacement so its fine

[speakveryclearly]

The "Im Still Capable Of Contact" Variety Of Fine Right
Not The
Intentions And Plans That Will Only Go Very Bad Places
Kind
Right

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

[caligulas_aquarium]

yes

[Boy does he sound unsure.]

[speakveryclearly]

Theres Something Youre Not Telling Me

[She sounds very sure.]