speakveryclearly: Kanaya with faintly upquirked lips and eyebrows at a whimsical Terezi. (Uncertainty)
Kanaya Maryam ([personal profile] speakveryclearly) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-30 12:39 am

On the storylines in which she's been involved lately

Youre Doing That Thing Where You Pretend To Care About My Welfare And Happiness Again
You Should Stop
Its Going To Be Much Easier For Both Of Us That Way
I Know From Your Perspective You Dont Pretend At All
But That Doesnt Really Mean Much When Youre Actually In My Situation
Does It
Im Going To Discuss Three Of The Situations Youve Put Me In To Give You Some Idea

In The First
You Arranged Something I Will Admit I Found Highly Desirable And In Fact Enjoyable
But There Was A Reason I Asked Permission Before Attempting It
Namely I Wanted To Get Her Permission
And The Explicit Carrying On Of These Shenanigans Without That Is Just Really Terrible
And Now Shes Going To Awaken To Her Objections Since Shes Been Given The Opportunity
Also Whos Going To Eat These Platonic Friendship Cookies In These New Awkward Circumstances
At This Rate I Just Owe Her All Of Them

The Second
What Do I Even Have To Say About The Second
Youve Given Me Everything I Ever Wanted Except Its Actually Nothing
And With Every Second The Timeline Just Darkens Further
While Again I Can Do Nothing
Besides Even If It Were Real By Our Fictional Standards
We Know Just How Very Well This Went Last Time

And The Third
Listing Names Will Just Upset People
But Im Not Happy She Has To Be Here Even Though Im Happy She Is Here
And The Plans Youve Got Are All Well And Good When Youre Looking At The Periods Before And After And So On
I Have To Experience The Middle
Not That Id Actually Have It Any Other Way
Its The Least Of About Sixteen Possible Evils

I Could Do A Lot Worse Than You
But I Think That Says More About This Medium Than Either Of Us
Heres To Hope Itll Actually Get Better From Here
Hahaha Hahaha
caligulas_aquarium: (Default)

[sol if you can read this then piss off noone likes you or wwants you around evver]

[personal profile] caligulas_aquarium 2012-07-02 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2012-07-02 08:44 (UTC)
tendtoenunciate: Kanaya with pupils reduced to dots at complete loss for words; interestingly, jade lipstick and eye makeup. (Infinite)

[Filter For How That Flarp Proposal Was Entirely Serious And This Is Why]

[personal profile] tendtoenunciate 2012-07-02 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Empty Message]
caligulas_aquarium: (Default)

[look if not evven kan can stand your company then clearly youre just a special kind of unwwanted]

[personal profile] caligulas_aquarium 2012-07-02 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
twin_armageddons: (beetiier)

[obviiou2ly that'2 a liie 2iince 2he liike2 my company ju2t fiine.]

[personal profile] twin_armageddons 2012-07-02 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
ii don't get why you 2tiill hang around wiith hiim 2eriiou2ly.
tendtoenunciate: Kanaya, an extremely harsh >:C on her face; interestingly, jade lipstick and eye makeup. (Angered)

[Declaration Of My Refusal To Even Fake Filtering This]

[personal profile] tendtoenunciate 2012-07-02 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Because I Happen To Be Pale For Him
tendtoenunciate: Kanaya's sprite from Corebound chewing someone out as she has one palm over her eye. (Frustration)

2/2

[personal profile] tendtoenunciate 2012-07-02 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Though I Never Said I Couldnt Stand Solluxs Company
caligulas_aquarium: (Default)

[you wwish]

[personal profile] caligulas_aquarium 2012-07-02 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
psh wwhatevver
i seem to recall you wwantin to get outta here pretty quick wwith me earlier
minus him
twin_armageddons: (omg 2hut up)

[how ii2 iit a wii2h 2he ju2t 2aiid 2o, retard.]

[personal profile] twin_armageddons 2012-07-02 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
are you jokiing becau2e ii 2eriiou2ly cannot tell riight now.
tendtoenunciate: Kanaya with her chin in her hand staring bored at her computer; interestingly, jade lipstick and eye makeup. (Disapproval)

[Penultimate Message]

[personal profile] tendtoenunciate 2012-07-02 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
I Enjoy Eridans Company More Greatly Than Solluxs Which Does Not Imply A Lack Of Enjoyment Of Solluxs Company
There
Are You Happy
Can We Go
caligulas_aquarium: (Default)

[shes sparin your feelins jackass howw hard is it to get]

[personal profile] caligulas_aquarium 2012-07-02 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
hey wwhatevver
ivve been ready to go wwhenevver ok youre the one wwaitin around
twin_armageddons: (Default)

[whatever, ii'm done talkiing two you.]

[personal profile] twin_armageddons 2012-07-02 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
then why don't you both ju2t leave riight now 2ERIIOU2LY.
tendtoenunciate: Kanaya about to amputate Tavros's legs. (Very Serious)

[personal profile] tendtoenunciate 2012-07-02 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Fine

[IS HER MUN GONNA... LET... HER... CMON... CMON...

SHE THINKS IT'S WORKING...]
caligulas_aquarium: (Default)

[personal profile] caligulas_aquarium 2012-07-02 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
fine