Who needs context?

[jackbotsattack]

I am an evil, ominous, terrifying, powerful bringer of darkness, and the future ruler of the world!!!

Not a "cuddle monster."

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[jackbotsattack]

Nope! I've got you now! Hahahaha!

[fintastic]

Nooo! [ curling up on herself, sob. ] I'm-- hahah!-- I'm going to die!

[jackbotsattack]

[He pauses for a second. That was a hyperbole and not some weird alien thing, right?

He decides not to take any chances and throw his arms around her instead, swaying a little and laughing. Whoops, so much for reputation.]

[fintastic]

[ She's still laughing but okay, she can handle hugs. She guess she can wiggle her arms out enough to sneak them around his torso. ]

Okay, fine, you're terrible! Awful! Just the worst ever!

[jackbotsattack]

I knew you would come to your senses with a little persuasion.

[fintastic]

Yeah but I still got my cuddles. So there!

[jackbotsattack]

...Alright, we'll call this round a draw.

[That doesn't mean he's letting go though.]