Who needs context?

[jackbotsattack]

I am an evil, ominous, terrifying, powerful bringer of darkness, and the future ruler of the world!!!

Not a "cuddle monster."

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[jackbotsattack]

[Yes it would.

Too bad that once the cuddle beast has been awakened it can't be deterred.

HE GOES TO TICKLE HAJI!]

[inspirethefire]

[Wha AUGH NO

Congrats, the fastest and easiest way to make Hajime crack a grin, and also be reduced to a squealing mess]

Stoaahhahahah stahaha st-stop ihheeeee gohohona kill youuuhoohoo

[jackbotsattack]

[FLAWLESS VICTORY!]

What was that, Haj? I didn't quite hear it.

[Tickle tickle tickle!]

[inspirethefire]

[CURLING UP ON HIMSELF TO ESCAPE]

Haaahahstoppit I sweaahahaear

[jackbotsattack]

You swear what? If I stop you'll be mad? Well, okay then!

[He tries to push past Haji's armadillo tactic.]

[inspirethefire]

Nooaaahaahahate you

[He's trying to push away Jack but it is hard while he is curled up like this]

[jackbotsattack]

[Hmm. He leans up as though considering this.]