Who needs context?

[jackbotsattack]

I am an evil, ominous, terrifying, powerful bringer of darkness, and the future ruler of the world!!!

Not a "cuddle monster."

Comments

[minor_setback]

Yes, yes. I'm quite capable of speech.

[jackbotsattack]

Yeah, got it.

Who are you anyway, cat?

[minor_setback]

I'm-[...Oh yeah, that's right. He's not wearing a disguise.]

...definitely not going to kidnap you or try to destroy the universe.

[jackbotsattack]

[Sounds legit!

...

...wait...]

...Hey, even I'm not dumb enough to fall for that!

[minor_setback]

Fall for what?

[And of COURSE he's dumb enough. All humans are.]

[jackbotsattack]

The fake innocent act, I see right through that, bub!

[minor_setback]

Now why would my innocence be fake?

[jackbotsattack]

...Well I mean you just sound kind of fishy.

[minor_setback]

And what, pray tell, makes me sound suspicious?

[jackbotsattack]

Well, instead of giving me a name you said you weren't going to destroy the universe...

And you're a talking cat! You obviously can't be trusted.

[minor_setback]

My name is definitely not Evil. It's... Kenny. And I'm still not going to attempt to destroy the universe.

[...Evil the Cat supposes he SHOULD have worn a disguise.]

[jackbotsattack]

Oh.

[Sounds more legit.]

Kenny the cat, huh? How come you can talk?

[minor_setback]

I'm definitely not from a different planet. I'm just more intelligent than all the rest of the cats.

[jackbotsattack]

Uglier too.

[minor_setback]

My personal appearance isn't the topic at hand. Besides, there are many which are quite taken to me.

[jackbotsattack]

Are they blind?