Who needs context?

[jackbotsattack]

I am an evil, ominous, terrifying, powerful bringer of darkness, and the future ruler of the world!!!

Not a "cuddle monster."

Comments

[jackbotsattack]

I am definitely not adorabubble. I mean, adorable! I'm intimidating.

[fintastic]

You call it intimidating. I call it precious.

1/2

[jackbotsattack]

Feferi.

[jackbotsattack]

You're embarrassing meeeeeeee!

[fintastic]

Shoosh, you're fine. Besides, you can still be cute and be totally awesome!

[jackbotsattack]

I think only girls can pull that off.

[fintastic]

I bet you could if you tried.

[jackbotsattack]

[...................

.....................................................skeptical eyebrow raise.]

[fintastic]

[ Time to squeeze that adorable face! ]

[jackbotsattack]

[GAH!]

-eh-erry! Sssss-oop!

[WIGGLES TO GET AWAY!]

[fintastic]

[ Nope! Latching on now! ]

Where are you going?

[jackbotsattack]

-dun know...

[This isn't going to work. Time to try something more sinister.

He goes to tickle Feferi's sides!]

[fintastic]

Eek--!

[ That's not fair that's her weak spot! ]

Jah--hahahah-hack, stoooop! Ehehehahaha!

[jackbotsattack]

Nope! I've got you now! Hahahaha!

[fintastic]

Nooo! [ curling up on herself, sob. ] I'm-- hahah!-- I'm going to die!

[jackbotsattack]

[He pauses for a second. That was a hyperbole and not some weird alien thing, right?

He decides not to take any chances and throw his arms around her instead, swaying a little and laughing. Whoops, so much for reputation.]

[fintastic]

[ She's still laughing but okay, she can handle hugs. She guess she can wiggle her arms out enough to sneak them around his torso. ]

Okay, fine, you're terrible! Awful! Just the worst ever!

[jackbotsattack]

I knew you would come to your senses with a little persuasion.

[fintastic]

Yeah but I still got my cuddles. So there!

[jackbotsattack]

...Alright, we'll call this round a draw.

[That doesn't mean he's letting go though.]