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I am an evil, ominous, terrifying, powerful bringer of darkness, and the future ruler of the world!!!

Not a "cuddle monster."

If thith makesth him even more pathetic than before, I'm theriouthly blaming you.

If being moirails with me makes him pathetic, what does that make you?

I didn't thay being moirailsth with him! I meant making him a cuddle monthter.

And how do you think I'm doing that?

Besides, I have never seen you turn down cuddles.

...That'th different. I'm naturally badath. It meansth I can thtill have cuddlesth and be cool. He ithn't and can't.

Really. You. Cool and badass.

[ She doesn't believe that at all. ]

Yeth. Extremely cool and extremely badath.

Yep. Coolest troll in existence. No other troll is cooler than you.

Yeah, pretty much.

Yep. Totally. That is a thing I totally believe!

...

Jack believes it.

And you'll take his word on that?

No, becauthe he'll lie and thay he doethn't think that dethpite how obviouth it ith.

So then you don't know he believes it, you just think he does. I'm not sure that's how this works.

[ She just likes giving you a hard time. ]