voicetesting. terrified. be gentle.

[theorizes]

I hardly think any of this is necessary, but of course you wouldn't think so.

You have the same basic IQ as a chimpanzee that has fallen from the tallest tree of their native habitat, hitting their head on every branch down, and landing in a reasoning splat on the floor, mocked by all of his colleagues and fellow apes with pointy sticks and loud obnoxious chortling, complete with the copious throwing of fecal matter at the lack of intelligence exhibited by their fallen comrade.

In short, I have a Nobel Prize to win, and you have groceries to bag.

You see where we won't get along.

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[yo_angie]

Yeah, you tell her. That'll definitely change everything.

[If Leonard still had his sarcasm sign, this is when he would flash it.]

[theorizes]

[ . . . ]

That was sarcasm.

[He quite nearly looks pleased with himself.]

[yo_angie]

Got it in one.

Look, complaining at these people isn't going to fix anything.

[theorizes]

I've been studying sarcasm extensively in order to truly master the weapon that I have yet to unlock.

[FIRM. NOD.]

And don't be ridiculous, Leonard. Complaining about certain topics achieves everything. That's how laws are made.

[Pause.]

... legal laws, not the ones that actually matter.

[yo_angie]

One of the "weapons you have yet to unlock".

[siiiigh.]

It's not gonna stop anything.

[theorizes]

Leonard.

I have two PhDs and grants from every major scientific community in the world in order to further my research that is going to solve the mystery of the universe and make me immortal.

Stopping a philosophy student will only require .45% of my brain capacity.

[yo_angie]

I've got a history major with a film minor of all the useless things over here and she's still managed to keep me stuck in this crapsack world for around a year and a half. I'm just gonna sit back and watch you fail.

[theorizes]

Lucky for the rest of us that I am smarter than you.

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[yo_angie]

[>(]

That's not what I-you know what I meant.

[theorizes]

I fail to see how your point is relevant.

I am not a 'toy'.