voicetesting. terrified. be gentle.

[theorizes]

I hardly think any of this is necessary, but of course you wouldn't think so.

You have the same basic IQ as a chimpanzee that has fallen from the tallest tree of their native habitat, hitting their head on every branch down, and landing in a reasoning splat on the floor, mocked by all of his colleagues and fellow apes with pointy sticks and loud obnoxious chortling, complete with the copious throwing of fecal matter at the lack of intelligence exhibited by their fallen comrade.

In short, I have a Nobel Prize to win, and you have groceries to bag.

You see where we won't get along.

Comments

[ofthursday]

What is community college?

[Don't mind the derp angel, he'll just focus on these things instead of the rest of the content.]

[theorizes]

A cesspool of average intellect.

[Pause.]

Penny attended a class or two. She would be the [oh god view the cringe in his expression] expert on the environment.

[ofthursday]

Classes. It is a school, then?

[theorizes]

I would hardly consider a school where a biology class consists of growing lima beans on a wet paper towel a place of higher learning.