voicetesting. terrified. be gentle.

[theorizes]

I hardly think any of this is necessary, but of course you wouldn't think so.

You have the same basic IQ as a chimpanzee that has fallen from the tallest tree of their native habitat, hitting their head on every branch down, and landing in a reasoning splat on the floor, mocked by all of his colleagues and fellow apes with pointy sticks and loud obnoxious chortling, complete with the copious throwing of fecal matter at the lack of intelligence exhibited by their fallen comrade.

In short, I have a Nobel Prize to win, and you have groceries to bag.

You see where we won't get along.

Comments

[theorizes]

...

No, I don't.

[8|]

[cuteberserker]

Yes, you do.

[8)]

[theorizes]

Do you have a point?

[cuteberserker]

Not really.

[theorizes]

Then why are you talking to me?

[cuteberserker]

'Cause you seem like you want someone to talk to you.

[theorizes]

What gives you that idea?

I loathe socialization.

[cuteberserker]

I don't think so.

[theorizes]

I am a theoretical physicist.

[Stare.

This is clearly the same thing as not socializing.]

[cuteberserker]

Cool. I'm a teenager.

[theorizes]

Really.

I hadn't noticed.

[SHELDON CAN SARCASM. Somewhere, Leonard is proud. Except not.]

[cuteberserker]

That's okay. Wally sometimes says I act younger, took so I guess it must be kinda hard to tell sometimes.