voicetesting. terrified. be gentle.

[theorizes]

I hardly think any of this is necessary, but of course you wouldn't think so.

You have the same basic IQ as a chimpanzee that has fallen from the tallest tree of their native habitat, hitting their head on every branch down, and landing in a reasoning splat on the floor, mocked by all of his colleagues and fellow apes with pointy sticks and loud obnoxious chortling, complete with the copious throwing of fecal matter at the lack of intelligence exhibited by their fallen comrade.

In short, I have a Nobel Prize to win, and you have groceries to bag.

You see where we won't get along.

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oh you are marvelous

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Oh god, like knowing one of these personality types isn't enough already. Silly John, it's never enough. ]

I think everyone can see where you won't be getting along, actually.

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[theorizes]

I know.

[Huff.]

She thinks Bill Nye the Science Guy is the height of scientific achievement.

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Bill Nye, Bill Nye... Oh.

Ha. ]

Interesting theory. Can't say I've heard it before.