Mun can't figure out Dreamwidth and feels like an idiot

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look mate, it can't be that different from th' other place. Yer th' one that knows how t' work this doovalacky, not me. Jus' figure it out alroight?

Try clickin' that thing, no that one.

Yeah see, ya made it do ... somethin'.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't see how.

[eyesofaserpent]

It's hilarious to watch you blokes squirm.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I think I'm gonna loike ya better as th' snake.

[eyesofaserpent]

I bite.

[bye_to_yer_head]

But ya ain't a sheila. I'll deal with th' bitin'.

[eyesofaserpent]

What do you have against birds?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Because I know what you'd be wearin'.

*Come on. He does not want to stare down your shirt. And at 6'7" he can't really help it.*

[eyesofaserpent]

A pencil skirt dress with a sweetheart neckline?

[He knows the most flattering cuts for that shape.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

I have no idea what either of those are.

[eyesofaserpent]

It's a dress that accentuates all my curves to the greatest degree while still being covered.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Great, that's.. jus' what I needed t' know.

[eyesofaserpent]

Yes. Yes it is.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yeah.. I'm gonna go see about havin' my mundane not app me there.

[eyesofaserpent]

Oh, come on. We can use a bloke like you, mate. Don't leave me hanging. I need to give you your dog back.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh now that you've spoiled her rotten?

*Grin. He misses that dog.*

Don't worry. She ain't listening none.

[eyesofaserpent]

I have not spoiled her.

[Yes he has, but he will never admit it. He'll even miss her.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Ya know you can keep her if ya want. She's been with ya longer than she's been with me. She won't even remember me probably.

[eyesofaserpent]

She's your dog. I have enough to worry about without having to take care of her.

[Like the idea of making a Gentleman's Club.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm not sayin' I don't want her. Just givin' you th' option.

[eyesofaserpent]

I'll come harass you if I want to see her.

[bye_to_yer_head]

So long as ya bring drinks.

[eyesofaserpent]

Of course I'll bring drinks.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Then we're aces. Th' muns gonna work on her app next week, so I moight be there a mite earlier than I thought. 'Course I won't remember ya so that'll be fun.

[eyesofaserpent]

Well, I'll remember you. Do you realize Friday was my one year at Mayfield anniversary?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm sorry mate. That's a whole year 'f hell fer ya. Did th' place give ya anythin' fer it?