Mun can't figure out Dreamwidth and feels like an idiot

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look mate, it can't be that different from th' other place. Yer th' one that knows how t' work this doovalacky, not me. Jus' figure it out alroight?

Try clickin' that thing, no that one.

Yeah see, ya made it do ... somethin'.

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[eyesofaserpent]

You know... I'm amused by your mun's name.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Eyeroll*

Guess it's sorta fittin'. In a way. 'Cept there an' where I'm from are on opposite coasts.

[eyesofaserpent]

I believe that. It's not like Australia is the size of London.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You'd be surprised how many people think it's some tiny island.

[eyesofaserpent]

Honestly, I wouldn't. People can be bloody stupid buggers.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I suppose you'd know huh?

[eyesofaserpent]

I've seen enough of you lot.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight, thousands of years old or somethin'.

My mun was tellin' me you got wings now.

[eyesofaserpent]

Yeah. I can't put them away.

[bye_to_yer_head]

They're wings. Should ya be able to?

[eyesofaserpent]

I don't normally keep them out for people to see, mate.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Ya can turn into a snake and a sheila and th' thing you want t' hide is yer wings. Ya got some screwy priorities.

[eyesofaserpent]

I can't blend in with wings.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't think anyone in Mayfield cares mate. I worked with a giant robot and a blue sparkly pony painted my house. Wings are th' least of their problems.

[eyesofaserpent]

And they get in the way.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Can ya fly?

[eyesofaserpent]

Of course I can fly. It would be bloody stupid to have wings and not be able to fly. I'm not a bloody Dodo.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well I don't know, I ain't seen 'em now have I?

*He's expecting something demonic and skeletal.*

[eyesofaserpent]

What the hell kind of wings do you think I have?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I was thinkin' something skeletal. But knowin' you, they probably look loike a butterfly.

[eyesofaserpent]

.....

Are you bloody serious?

They're feathery. Like an angel's. Because I was one once.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well how th' blazes am I supposed t' know that?

[eyesofaserpent]

Do I look particularly like the traditional imagery of a demon? No. So why would my wings?

[bye_to_yer_head]

What's th' traditional imagery? I don't know nothin' about demons. Angels neither.

[eyesofaserpent]

..... You assumed I would have skeletal wings why, then?