Mun can't figure out Dreamwidth and feels like an idiot

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look mate, it can't be that different from th' other place. Yer th' one that knows how t' work this doovalacky, not me. Jus' figure it out alroight?

Try clickin' that thing, no that one.

Yeah see, ya made it do ... somethin'.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

So long as ya bring drinks.

[eyesofaserpent]

Of course I'll bring drinks.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Then we're aces. Th' muns gonna work on her app next week, so I moight be there a mite earlier than I thought. 'Course I won't remember ya so that'll be fun.

[eyesofaserpent]

Well, I'll remember you. Do you realize Friday was my one year at Mayfield anniversary?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm sorry mate. That's a whole year 'f hell fer ya. Did th' place give ya anythin' fer it?

[eyesofaserpent]

They took away Aziraphale.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Wait, what happened to Giles? Who's Aziraphale?

*Honestly, he can't keep up with your boyfriends Crowley.*

[eyesofaserpent]

Rupert's still there. Aziraphale's the angel from my world... We, er... We're kind of a thing.

[bye_to_yer_head]

An .. angel. Roight.

And a demon.

That's actually kind 'f fittin'.

[eyesofaserpent]

Shhh... Despite what may have happened on Valentine's, I don't really want it getting around.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't tell me. I don't want t' know.

[eyesofaserpent]

I just made an announcement on the phone. Bloody hell, Snipes. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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I just made an announcement on the phone. Bloody hell, Snipes. Get your mind out of the gutter.

<small.[And then after, he shagged Aziraphale silly.]</small>

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh sure, I'm th' one with my mind in th' gutter mister pencil skirt an' sweetheart neckline.

[eyesofaserpent]

.... You're the one remembering I said that.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh don't ya go twistin' things around on me ya snake.

[eyesofaserpent]

But it'sss my job.

[bye_to_yer_head]

No it ain't. We're talkin' about you not me.

[eyesofaserpent]

But it is my job. I'm a demon, if you recall.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yeah yeah, I remember. That's why ya mix good drinks.

[eyesofaserpent]

No, I mix good drinks because I like good drinks. And I've had my share of experience.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Can you even get stonkered off 'f 'em?

[eyesofaserpent]

Of course I can. Though normally I can sober up at will.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well now that's handy. That a trick ya can teach me? Or that part 'f th' demon only club?

[eyesofaserpent]

I don't think I can teach you. Can you control things like the salt content of your body with a thought?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*This look.*

'Course not. Why, can you?