Mun can't figure out Dreamwidth and feels like an idiot

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look mate, it can't be that different from th' other place. Yer th' one that knows how t' work this doovalacky, not me. Jus' figure it out alroight?

Try clickin' that thing, no that one.

Yeah see, ya made it do ... somethin'.

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[eyesofaserpent]

Of course I can fly. It would be bloody stupid to have wings and not be able to fly. I'm not a bloody Dodo.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well I don't know, I ain't seen 'em now have I?

*He's expecting something demonic and skeletal.*

[eyesofaserpent]

What the hell kind of wings do you think I have?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I was thinkin' something skeletal. But knowin' you, they probably look loike a butterfly.

[eyesofaserpent]

.....

Are you bloody serious?

They're feathery. Like an angel's. Because I was one once.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well how th' blazes am I supposed t' know that?

[eyesofaserpent]

Do I look particularly like the traditional imagery of a demon? No. So why would my wings?

[bye_to_yer_head]

What's th' traditional imagery? I don't know nothin' about demons. Angels neither.

[eyesofaserpent]

..... You assumed I would have skeletal wings why, then?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Shrug*

Just seemed fittin' I guess. T' go with your weird eyes.

[eyesofaserpent]

I have serpent eyes. They aren't that weird.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh sure. Plenty 'f blokes have that. It's roight common.

[eyesofaserpent]

Well, sure they're odd to have in a human, but the shape is pretty common in nature.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I suppose.

Guess I'll be seein' 'em for myself roight soon. That zombie nonsense over with yet?

[eyesofaserpent]

It hasn't even happened yet.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Strewth. I was hopin' it would be done with before th' app got accepted. Though now my mun's all giddy. Can't imagine why.

[eyesofaserpent]

Who bloody knows when this thing is happening.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Great. Jus' great.

Well it's official. I'm back in this nightmare 'f a town. Words can't even express my joy.

[eyesofaserpent]

There are no words, mate. There are none.