Mun can't figure out Dreamwidth and feels like an idiot

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look mate, it can't be that different from th' other place. Yer th' one that knows how t' work this doovalacky, not me. Jus' figure it out alroight?

Try clickin' that thing, no that one.

Yeah see, ya made it do ... somethin'.

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[eyesofaserpent]

I can turn into a lot of things.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn. Yer lucky that don't unsettle me loike it would most folks. Probably cos ya make a damn fine drink.

[eyesofaserpent]

And you're pretty bloody good at sucking them down.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Australian, mate. It's in my blood.

[eyesofaserpent]

Probably got it from the Irish.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*THIS LOOK.*

[eyesofaserpent]

What? Plenty of Irish got carted off to Australia centuries ago.

Oh, right... It's a touchy subject for you lot.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Just a bit. Let's not talk about it.

[eyesofaserpent]

Er... Right...

So... You're going to be there in time for another zombie event....

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yer kiddin'. What is with this place an' zombies?

[eyesofaserpent]

No bloody clue. What's worse is my mun is thinking of making me get bitten again.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm tellin' ya, it's like yer callin' or somethin'. You must make a damn foine zombie.

[eyesofaserpent]

I bloody hate it, mate.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well I'll walk around behind ya. Pickin' up th' pieces.

[eyesofaserpent]

You might not want to do that. I'll probably try to eat you.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh roight, an I won't know you at all.

Need t' get my mun on this app here soon before they close. She's stallin'.

[eyesofaserpent]

You know... I'm amused by your mun's name.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Eyeroll*

Guess it's sorta fittin'. In a way. 'Cept there an' where I'm from are on opposite coasts.

[eyesofaserpent]

I believe that. It's not like Australia is the size of London.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You'd be surprised how many people think it's some tiny island.

[eyesofaserpent]

Honestly, I wouldn't. People can be bloody stupid buggers.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I suppose you'd know huh?

[eyesofaserpent]

I've seen enough of you lot.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight, thousands of years old or somethin'.

My mun was tellin' me you got wings now.

[eyesofaserpent]

Yeah. I can't put them away.