Mun can't figure out Dreamwidth and feels like an idiot

[bye_to_yer_head]

Look mate, it can't be that different from th' other place. Yer th' one that knows how t' work this doovalacky, not me. Jus' figure it out alroight?

Try clickin' that thing, no that one.

Yeah see, ya made it do ... somethin'.

Comments

[eyesofaserpent]

I just made an announcement on the phone. Bloody hell, Snipes. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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I just made an announcement on the phone. Bloody hell, Snipes. Get your mind out of the gutter.

<small.[And then after, he shagged Aziraphale silly.]</small>

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh sure, I'm th' one with my mind in th' gutter mister pencil skirt an' sweetheart neckline.

[eyesofaserpent]

.... You're the one remembering I said that.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Oh don't ya go twistin' things around on me ya snake.

[eyesofaserpent]

But it'sss my job.

[bye_to_yer_head]

No it ain't. We're talkin' about you not me.

[eyesofaserpent]

But it is my job. I'm a demon, if you recall.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yeah yeah, I remember. That's why ya mix good drinks.

[eyesofaserpent]

No, I mix good drinks because I like good drinks. And I've had my share of experience.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Can you even get stonkered off 'f 'em?

[eyesofaserpent]

Of course I can. Though normally I can sober up at will.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well now that's handy. That a trick ya can teach me? Or that part 'f th' demon only club?

[eyesofaserpent]

I don't think I can teach you. Can you control things like the salt content of your body with a thought?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*This look.*

'Course not. Why, can you?

[eyesofaserpent]

Of course I can.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn.

Roight.

I shouldn't be surprised considerin' ya can turn into a snake.

[eyesofaserpent]

I can turn into a lot of things.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn. Yer lucky that don't unsettle me loike it would most folks. Probably cos ya make a damn fine drink.

[eyesofaserpent]

And you're pretty bloody good at sucking them down.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Australian, mate. It's in my blood.

[eyesofaserpent]

Probably got it from the Irish.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*THIS LOOK.*

[eyesofaserpent]

What? Plenty of Irish got carted off to Australia centuries ago.

Oh, right... It's a touchy subject for you lot.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Just a bit. Let's not talk about it.

[eyesofaserpent]

Er... Right...

So... You're going to be there in time for another zombie event....