I could put a catchphrase here but I refuse!!!

[shadower]

Don't you have something better to do than bother me? I get it, you're bored, but I was doing pretty great over here. Life's good, everything's quiet, and the sky looks amazing today. You could try going for a walk and enjoying some of that, too.

You know. Instead of tossing me into a world haunted by soul-devouring ghost things.

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[shadower]

I wasn't really worried about you 'til you said that.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Well, apparently, not having a daemon is the equivalent of having the Plague. [Ruby should know seeing as how she was alive during it.] And, well, my neighbor keeps talking about exorcising me and sending to me something called a Ninth Gate.

I'm used to discrimination back home, but Jesus it's bad here.

[shadower]

Guess I can see how some people would be unnerved by that, but I try not to judge people.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Good to know. [She smiles.]

[shadower]

I mean it's not like you're gonna try to steal other people's souls or anything, right?

[malleusmaleficarum]

No, haven't been dealing with souls in quite a while actually.

As an fyi though, if you run into some of my...well, let's go with coworkers, try not to say "steal." That usually pisses them off. It's a business transaction and they like to think of themselves fair and, generally speaking, they are.

[shadower]

...Right.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Actually, if you run into any of them, I'd just advise not talking to them in general.

[shadower]

I'm betting that's sound advice, so I'll take it.

[malleusmaleficarum]

...Y'know, you're starting to become my favorite person so far in this looney bin. You're alright.

[shadower]

[The bar probably isn't very high, but -]

You're not so bad either.