I could put a catchphrase here but I refuse!!!

[shadower]

Don't you have something better to do than bother me? I get it, you're bored, but I was doing pretty great over here. Life's good, everything's quiet, and the sky looks amazing today. You could try going for a walk and enjoying some of that, too.

You know. Instead of tossing me into a world haunted by soul-devouring ghost things.

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[shadower]

So you agree, it's subjective.

[jurisimpudent]

I don't agree at all. And besides which, the amount of rest ordered in such situations far exceeds what is actually necessary.

[shadower]

I didn't realize I was talking to a medic.

[jurisimpudent]

One need not be a physicist to know how an automobile works. Likewise in this case.

[shadower]

So this is your expert opinion, based on limited observation.

[jurisimpudent]

I - It is my hypothesis!

[shadower]

You haven't stated a single fact.

[jurisimpudent]

And yet there are a plentitude that support my proposition.

[shadower]

I'm waiting.

[jurisimpudent]

I - from my personal experience. It is true.

[shadower]

You suck at this.

[jurisimpudent]

You - How dare you! I am training to be a prosecutor!

[shadower]

Keep working at it.

[jurisimpudent]

[He clenches his fists.]

And who the hell do you think you are, you imbecile?

[shadower]

Nobody, which is kinda embarrassing for you, I guess.

[jurisimpudent]

It is not embarrassing, because I do not get embarrassed, because embarrassment is the refuge of the weak!

[shadower]

That's good.

[jurisimpudent]

Stop mocking me!

[shadower]

[Alright, he'll be silent instead.]

[jurisimpudent]

Good. I supplied evidence. All right? It's not my fault you're too stupid to understand it.

[shadower]

You didn't, though.

[jurisimpudent]

I did. I cited my personal experience.

[shadower]

Your personal experience could be that the grass is purple, but that doesn't prove that it is.

[jurisimpudent]

...When I was younger, I suffered an injury. I was told to spend some time recuperating. Within a week I was back on my feet, doing what was necessary to move forward.

[shadower]

Does that apply to everyone?