I could put a catchphrase here but I refuse!!!

[shadower]

Don't you have something better to do than bother me? I get it, you're bored, but I was doing pretty great over here. Life's good, everything's quiet, and the sky looks amazing today. You could try going for a walk and enjoying some of that, too.

You know. Instead of tossing me into a world haunted by soul-devouring ghost things.

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[shadower]

I mean, what'd I do to deserve this?

[fanaticisms]

You ripped me apart and tossed me into a hole, that's what! Shit, I know how it feels to not be assed to remember who I kill, but give me a damn break!

[ yap yap yap ]

[shadower]

I've never even seen you before. And I think I'd remember something like that.

[fanaticisms]

...It's a little too early to be goin' senile, kid.

[shadower]

You're mistaking me for somebody else.

[fanaticisms]

Huh.

[ he stares for a second. ]

Nope. You've got the annoying frown, same voice, hedgehog hair. What, did you hit your head really hard or something?

Whatever.

[shadower]

Hedgehog hair?

Tch. You know, you could be describing any one of my cousins right now.

[fanaticisms]

What, do they all look exactly like you? Looks like I'll be busy for a while.

[shadower]

Pretty mu -

...

"Busy"?

[fanaticisms]

Trying to find the right one.

[ Hidan, Hidan, you are so stupid. ]

[shadower]

And then?

[He can guess, but he wants to hear it.]

[fanaticisms]

What do you think? Divine punishment. Karma. Jashin-sama's doctrine, never heard of it?

[ a slow-moving sneer. ]

Can't expect to dish it out and not be able to take the same amount of pain.

[shadower]

If it was really divine punishment, wouldn't Jashin-sama take care of it instead of making you do all the work?

[fanaticisms]

Tch, show some damn respect! Every faith needs followers, that's how it works.

[shadower]

Sure, whatever, but if Jashin gave a crap about any of it, don't you think he'd do something about it before you even got the chance? He's a god, right? What kind of god needs a human to enact divine punishment for him?

[fanaticisms]

I told you to watch your mouth! The whole point of the thing is that we enact the dogma in his name.

Fucking non-believers...

[shadower]

It sounds to me like you're saying Jashin is weak, that's all. If you really had faith, you'd believe in him to take care of it.

[fanaticisms]

[ his already-low boiling point: reached. ]

I believe in the fact that he'll be fine with me tearin' out your guts as a sacrifice, how about that?

[shadower]

The point went soaring over your head, huh.

[fanaticisms]

Aghhhh!! Then spit it out and stop being so fucking roundabout!!

[shadower]

What I'm saying is, if the guy who attacked you really deserves punishment, then he'll get what's coming to him even if you never find him. You should believe your god'll see to that. That's real faith.

[fanaticisms]

Whatever. Non-believers don't have the right to tell me how to show respect to Jashin-sama-- my dogma is killing, and that's how I'm gonna spread the faith.

[shadower]

You mean "end the faith".