Johnny has discovered Black Lagoon. This can't end well.

[3rd_st_sinner]

Oh fuck you, mun. You knew about this show and you kept it from me? Shit man, that's cold. Reminds me of when the Boss was still just a player, before we built the Saints into something fucking massive. I mean we didn't have anyone like this Rock guy in there... but we had to deal with Dex and Troy, that shit counts.

And this Revy chick. Sounds like she could be my fuckin' sister. Chinese-American, grew up on the streets, turned into some gun-wielding force of nature feared by anyone that knows the stories. Shit I oughtta buy her a drink. Now get your ass out there and find 'em. May not be Saints, but fuck they oughtta be.

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[singsalong]

You've got some drool, right there.

[3rd_st_sinner]

First of all, fuck you. Second of all, trust me, she's your type. They fucking took out a helicopter by shoving a fucking torpedo in its face while the chopper was in the goddamn air. If that isn't worthy of bein' a Saint I don't know what the fuck is. Lastly, fuck you.

[singsalong]

Shit, Gat. How's your dick? Sounds like you've pumped out a few hundred to her already.

And fuck you, too.

[ besties 4ever. ]

[3rd_st_sinner]

You really think that would stop me? Do I detect a bit of jealousy, Boss?

[See, this is why he likes you. Only Saint that could ever keep up with his shit.]

Still, this Roanapur place sounds like our fucking kind of town. Like Stilwater and Steelport rolled into one with more violence and less tech.

[singsalong]

First off, puh-lease. Second, with a gleam like that in your eye, how can there be any doubt?