nephelem: (Default)
THE WIZARD ([personal profile] nephelem) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-10-21 12:44 am

The Wizard from Diablo 3, fresh out of world saving

Oh we have to save the world again? For the third time? Do I actually get to enjoy all the fights, or is everyone just going to spontaneously combust when they wander into arms reach of me?

It was funny for five minutes, I don't remember which ring it was that makes them do that, but I'm going to find it and-

... It isn't the same ring that summons the endless horde of kamazi demons is it? Tell me it isn't my exploding demon ring, I absolutely need that ring.

Heaven help you if the exploding demon ring is the same ring that explodes everyone else.
lord_of_terror: (Amused Horror)

[personal profile] lord_of_terror 2015-10-22 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you won't find the Nagelring here, Nephalem. All your items of power, your Horradric caches, every gem you have amassed, all are back in Sanctuary. Where we most certainly are not.

[Have a rumbling chuckle.]
lord_of_terror: (Leah - Hmm?)

[personal profile] lord_of_terror 2015-10-22 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[He laughs, smoke obscuring his form, and when it disperses a more... familiar face greats the Wizard.]

Perhaps this is more suited to your recollection? The form you saw at the Crystal Arch was a fusion of the seven lords of hell. Count your blessings that I am alone here.

[And Leah is just the last host he had... and his mun is a sadistic dork.]

I am just as confused about the nature of this place as you, Nephalem. But do not worry... I will see this place claimed for the Burning Hells and with the power of this nexus, I will rain terror upon Sanctuary the likes of which have never been seen before.