Johnny has discovered Black Lagoon. This can't end well.

[3rd_st_sinner]

Oh fuck you, mun. You knew about this show and you kept it from me? Shit man, that's cold. Reminds me of when the Boss was still just a player, before we built the Saints into something fucking massive. I mean we didn't have anyone like this Rock guy in there... but we had to deal with Dex and Troy, that shit counts.

And this Revy chick. Sounds like she could be my fuckin' sister. Chinese-American, grew up on the streets, turned into some gun-wielding force of nature feared by anyone that knows the stories. Shit I oughtta buy her a drink. Now get your ass out there and find 'em. May not be Saints, but fuck they oughtta be.