voice testing; spoilers for anything Spider-Verse, Spider-Gwen, or Secret Wars related maybe;

[iseespiderpigs]

Look. Dude. Chill. The icons are nice and everything but I--

[. . . pot, kettle . . .]

Oh no - don't tell me to chill. I've seen the kind of crap you've put the others in here through, and I'm just fine and dandy sitting that out. I've had enough to deal with the last few months without trying to devise some other way to send me off on some new and exciting ways to nearly get killed on another interdimensional "adventure."

[Oh come on, it's fun when you win, right?]

After watching other Spider-People get wrecked left and right, while half the rest of them give me the squinty eyes 'cause another "me" got chucked off a bridge by some green elf that throws pumpkins. Sure. Loads of fun.

[Okay, I'll admit that's a pretty weak argument--]

You can't wanna send me anywhere at this point, right?

Because who the hell knows what I'm gonna be in a few months once they're finished rewriting reality. Everyone's reality. I don't think I was in anyone's plans--

[You talk like that, people'll think you want to just disappear or something.]

...hn.

On the recent chattings on plurk

[tuxedo_magician]

Really, mun.

You don't have to sound so excited about it. Honestly, all he's going to do is stick his unwanted nose into everything I've done so far and--

What?

NO.

Of course I haven't missed him! Or Aoko! Or even Akako! It's bad enough that there's already two detectives hanging around.

Will you stop talking crazy already? And no, I'm not hiding anything behind my back! Really, mun, who do you take me for?

migrating a doctor who oc; xposted

[timeladylost]

[Nyx stares for a long, long while, arms crossed, before finally breathing out, an annoyed huff of a smile.]

Right. So. You don't have a plan. Don't have anywhere you're sending me to. Barely even know anybody over here, let alone any sorta place that'd be interested in me.

You know, normally I'm all about charging in on a whim--bust down doors, punch a stuffed shirt in the face, set off some fireworks, that sort of thing. But this? [She gestures around.]

This is my fucking life. Go and find somebody else to torment; I've had enough of that to last me a damn long time.

This is the sort of thing that happens with stubborn muns and stubborn muses.

[vengefulnoise]

You're a confusing sort of person. You know for a fact that reading the books will make things easier, correct? And you have ready access to them, don't you? Yet you continue to stall and make excuses.

[Maybe the mun is just very attached to having anime version rather than manga.]

Hn. Never let it be said that I ask for the easy way, but God has given you trials enough. This fight is pointless. And so what if you cannot have the correct little pictures of me? Is that really so important?

Ugh.

I don't even caaaare

[kung_fu_freak_of_nature]

[Once again, Kung Fury finds himself in unfamiliar surroundings. He looks left, looks right and then stands straight, staring the one who brought him here.]

Listen, mundane, I don't have time to mess around with you or any of these games of yours, I've got a job to do. Hitler's still out there somewhere, and I've got to put a stop to him once and for all.

[But, Kung Fury, you have work to do here too. Your mission is one of dire importance.]

What's that?

[It's true. There are many worlds out there, and some of them are full of criminals who are just as bad as Hitler. We need you, Kung Fury!]

Hm... well, if that's true, then it sounds like I've got business to take care of here. Let's get started, but first--

[he reaches into the pocket of his leather jacket, removes a pair of sunglasses and puts them on. Music starts playing out of nowhere.]

I'm gonna need a car.

Mun bought Starfighter Eclipe, also game hunting..maybe.

[neonhighlights]

[Gooooooood morning hot stuff!]

Are you kidding me right now? Is that seriously all it takes to pull me out of your brain space? A game!? Shouldn't you be busy doing tags or something useful with your life?

[I would, but don't you miss Cain?]

I...yeah, a bit...okay a lot. Shut up, mun.

YOU ARE POINTLESS

[virgindetector]

[Questioning bleating abounds. She is not useless, maybe she's just too young to talk you terrible person.

She's a unicorn, show some respect.

If you need her, nasty nancy, she'll be eating your pretty new summer flowers]

Only because of Crispin Freeman's sexy voice

[reallyhatesviolence]

[Chill Shizuo is just being chill, for once. Having a few drinks beforehand probably didn't hurt.]

Gotta say, this is pretty unexpected. How long's it even been, huh? Over a year? Guess I can't fault you for being nostalgic, but...

[Just casually lighting up another cigarette as he thinks over his words and reminisces about old RP adventures.]

Well...whatever. Just so long as you don't go getting us into any trouble this time, then we're good.