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dear_mun2015-05-30 10:33 pm
kung_fu_freak_of_nature) wrote in dear_mun2015-05-30 10:33 pm
I don't even caaaare
[Once again, Kung Fury finds himself in unfamiliar surroundings. He looks left, looks right and then stands straight, staring the one who brought him here.]
Listen, mundane, I don't have time to mess around with you or any of these games of yours, I've got a job to do. Hitler's still out there somewhere, and I've got to put a stop to him once and for all.
[But, Kung Fury, you have work to do here too. Your mission is one of dire importance.]
What's that?
[It's true. There are many worlds out there, and some of them are full of criminals who are just as bad as Hitler. We need you, Kung Fury!]
Hm... well, if that's true, then it sounds like I've got business to take care of here. Let's get started, but first--
[he reaches into the pocket of his leather jacket, removes a pair of sunglasses and puts them on. Music starts playing out of nowhere.]
I'm gonna need a car.
Listen, mundane, I don't have time to mess around with you or any of these games of yours, I've got a job to do. Hitler's still out there somewhere, and I've got to put a stop to him once and for all.
[But, Kung Fury, you have work to do here too. Your mission is one of dire importance.]
What's that?
[It's true. There are many worlds out there, and some of them are full of criminals who are just as bad as Hitler. We need you, Kung Fury!]
Hm... well, if that's true, then it sounds like I've got business to take care of here. Let's get started, but first--
[he reaches into the pocket of his leather jacket, removes a pair of sunglasses and puts them on. Music starts playing out of nowhere.]
I'm gonna need a car.