YOU ARE POINTLESS

[virgindetector]

[Questioning bleating abounds. She is not useless, maybe she's just too young to talk you terrible person.

She's a unicorn, show some respect.

If you need her, nasty nancy, she'll be eating your pretty new summer flowers]

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[holdthephones]

Uh . . .

[hello, weird......alien-looking unicorn with bulging eyes???? Neku is indeed a virgin, but he's also very weirded out]

Good horsey?

[tomagogo]

[Oh. Look at that; it's every five-year old girl's dream standing right in front of her.

But didn't they only show up for... aw c'mon.]

Really?

[cuddledragon]

[Oh goodness, what a lovely little darling of a monster! Axia just has to hold out his dainty claws to her, letting her smell his scales, before cooing and petting that lovely mane.]

You're so pretty! You're the prettiest little pony I've ever seen! Whoever brought you here? Do you think they'll let me keep you if I braid flowers into your mane? Ohhh, you're just so cute!

[huggintree]

[Sup fellow magic equine]
Whoaaaaa, kinda hungry myself you don't mind sharing do you?

[fresh_to_deaf]

[He's just watching her with a resigned sort of look. At this point, he's wondering how they still have a garden.]