metaimpactHmhmhm . . . So you're finally giving me the attention I deserve. Good! Though someone as great as me still deserves a paid account. So get on that! You can't slap my image in a comment with sloppy coding and call it good. It's lazy! And I will not have any of the Overlord's vassals fail because of laziness. I've got enough good-for-nothing servants as it is.
Speaking of sloppy coding . . . [he props his chin up on an elbow, already bored] What's so special about this place? Meta jokes aren't that new, I've been makin' 'em since 2003. Without your help. And anyway, I have no intention of making "friends" here, so you can forget it. [...he crosses his arms huffily] Overlords don't need friends, got it? I've got plenty of vassals already! And some of them aren't that terrible.
. . . Though I wouldn't say no to seeing a few of them again. J, just to make sure they're not slacking off. [tsun harder, dear] Shut up! They should be working for me back in my castle, not hanging around this pathetic waste of bandwidth.