King Laharl (
metaimpact) wrote in
dear_mun2015-01-08 12:38 am
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pulled out the PS3 and got trapped down nostalgia lane...
Hmhmhm . . . So you're finally giving me the attention I deserve. Good! Though someone as great as me still deserves a paid account. So get on that! You can't slap my image in a comment with sloppy coding and call it good. It's lazy! And I will not have any of the Overlord's vassals fail because of laziness. I've got enough good-for-nothing servants as it is.
Speaking of sloppy coding . . . [he props his chin up on an elbow, already bored] What's so special about this place? Meta jokes aren't that new, I've been makin' 'em since 2003. Without your help. And anyway, I have no intention of making "friends" here, so you can forget it. [...he crosses his arms huffily] Overlords don't need friends, got it? I've got plenty of vassals already! And some of them aren't that terrible.
. . . Though I wouldn't say no to seeing a few of them again. J, just to make sure they're not slacking off. [tsun harder, dear] Shut up! They should be working for me back in my castle, not hanging around this pathetic waste of bandwidth.
Speaking of sloppy coding . . . [he props his chin up on an elbow, already bored] What's so special about this place? Meta jokes aren't that new, I've been makin' 'em since 2003. Without your help. And anyway, I have no intention of making "friends" here, so you can forget it. [...he crosses his arms huffily] Overlords don't need friends, got it? I've got plenty of vassals already! And some of them aren't that terrible.
. . . Though I wouldn't say no to seeing a few of them again. J, just to make sure they're not slacking off. [tsun harder, dear] Shut up! They should be working for me back in my castle, not hanging around this pathetic waste of bandwidth.

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[Did you miss this obnoxious voice, Laharl?]
To justify a paid account, surely one must have a visage as beautiful as moi?
oh shIT YEAH. hello, sorry for the late response <3
As if. A mid-boss shouldn't have a paid account, Mid-Boss.
Hi there <3 And no worries~
H-how dare you...!! I How many times do I have to tell you that I am the Dark Adonis!! I need a paid account to truly express my splendour!
[Don't worry Laharl, he's glad to see you too.]
sweeettttt. /basks in Mid-Boss' fabulous glory
One more time, clearly. And then a dozen more, 'cause I'm never calling you something so stupid. You're only worthy of the name Mid-Boss. Look, it's even in your username. [he points] Accept it.
[our family is the most healthy]
/preens
My username simply acknowledges that I am the most beautiful demon that ever set foot in this place! I ignore those-- those horrible last six letters! They surely must have been tacked on there by mistake!
[Yup, healthiest family reunion ever.]
1/2 oh perfect yeah /snaps photos to sell them /no one buys
Not even a zombie missing most of his fingers could accidentally type in that exact word when making your account. Unless your title is so ingrained in people's brains, they typed it subconsciously.
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/sniff. No one appreciates his beauty.
HOW DARE YOU...!! I WILL HAVE IT CHANGED TO 'BEAUTIFULDARKADONIS' AND THEN NO ONE WILL SEE FIT TO CALL ME OTHERWISE!!
T-THIS TRAVESTY IS UNFORGIVABLE!!
1/2 - I'd say join a therapy group but...there's no one quite like him
i do not regret spamming you at all btw
I like the spamming, it's beautiful <3
[Huffing right now. Sadly, he can't really justify that low-level villainy, at least not without dropping the facade anyway.]
... I suppose that is a fitting name. My mundane is giving her nods of approval as well.