will the real shady shin plz stand up (voicetestin')

[pokamon]

Purpose requires commitment. How do you hope our cause to succeed, when you can't manage your existing duties? A disgrace.

But a player is no concern -- not to us. I see more of you there; a mass of shared potential. Together, we could do great things. With our numbers, with unity, we could make real change.

The world needs it.

So tell me: What change do you seek?

This 13 year old needs a home ;u;

[badonkadonk_baby]

Who's out messin' up on my flow, yo? IS IT YOU?
Here I am, mindin my business gettin' my 'splode on and outta nowhere you come out to snatch it up? Keep it up and we go'on have a baaaaaad time. Das' jus' rude. Oooo gurl, 'nless you got a cooler idea, and I can bring ma' babies wit' me, then count me in-- but muh babies gotta come first, or we ain't got no deal.

[Your babies are just grenades and missiles in doll clothes...]

Played Accent Core+ and suddenly a voice to test appeared.

[fearofthedark]

You... what have you done?

[Evening, D_M. Observe if you will the blonde dude before you in the black leotard and with the belt-wrapped around his eyes. That is if you can turn your eyes away from the huge, vaguely dragon-like black monster sprouting from his shadow that's currently slithering this way and that, not quite sure what the hell is even going on anymore.]

I ceased to be, yet now I am. He is still dead, yet I feel neither pain nor decay. You... resurrected me?

[..]

... I see. A new life given in expectance of servitude. To be at your beck and call, instead of his.

Humans never learn, do they?

[Aaand que a brief silence as the shadowbeast-thingie mulls over options, life, choices that may not have been the best at the time and other assorted things shadowbeasts may mull over.]

By all means, see where this takes us. But should it end in death, well... if you've observed my life as closely as you claim, you can't say you weren't warned.

Re: photos of the Danganronpa stage play cast

[gyarustyle]

Like, duh! Of course the girl they got to play me looks fabulous! They're playing me after all. It was a real drag to have to sit through all those interviews and casting sessions, but no way am I gonna let them screw up my character. As if, y'know?

Huh? I guess the chumps they got to play the others look all right. They got Ishimaru's holier-than-thou uptightness, Fukawa's total lameness, Naegi's... ah... I mean, like how Naegi is totally ordinary. Should they even have cast someone so hot in that role? I mean... uh... like, the image is totally off, know what I mean?

(And while I'm at it, quit sniggering about how Hagakure, Asahina and Fujisaki all got double-cast and I didn't. What kind of lame non-joke is that anyway?)

Voice-testing, I couldn't resist

[filleprotegee]

Ah... is it really alright for you to be doing this?

[...]

... I understand. [Though that doesn't stop her from frowning.]

[...]

--!! [Her expression lights up, though her voice remains quiet as always, even if emotion rides underneath.] You think so? Uaaa... Papa, Mama... everyone?

[The happy face she wears breaks down just a bit, so she closes her eyes to fight back her tears. When she feels able to open them again, Yui continues to frown.]

Thank you. I really hope... I get to see them again. But, if me being a muse bothers you, I'll be okay. I was able to last two years without knowing them...

[Her eyes become downcast, hesitating.] ... I'll bear with it.

Applying to alteredstates!

[whammied]

Wait. So you're telling me that I'm going to be crossing dimensions, no artifacts involved, and probably won't be going home any time soon? Say whaaat?

[It won't be so bad! And hopefully some of the other agents will be there to keep your ass in line.]

Alright, fine. I suppose can get down with going to New York, especially if my chicks are there.

[Don't forget about the super powers.]

Super powers? SUPER. POWERS. Hey, hey, hey! Make that getting down with it double if that's the case. Just make sure my power is cool. You know, something with a catchy phrase like 'it's a bird, it's a plane, it's that swoon-worthy superhero Pete Lattimer!'

[...]

Aw come on! I'm just saying, it'd be you know, practical and stuff. Nobody needs a guy who who can guess the amount of paper clips in a box or something totally lame. Just think about it, okay? Think about it and then make me awesome. No. Wait. Awesomer.

Canon is Scandal. Olivia doesn't like the news.

[wearswhitehat]

I don't appreciate being called "diabolical."

probably "reapplying" and picking him up after 29381209 years

[ex_chocoboing98]

. . .






Again?


. . .


Do whatever you want. I really couldn't care less.

[ Liar, liar... ]

(no subject)

[hawkestate]

You know, you don't need that many excuses or reasons to replay the game. You could have just admitted you missed my charming personality, my amusing sense of humor, and my good hair, and that'd be enough. The whole, 'I have to get everything perfect for that next game' thing was really last play through. Come on, it's not that hard to admit you missed me, is it?

S'il vous plait?

[sunandshadows]

It has been nearly two years. Surely by now you have you have grown beyond the rather juvenile desire to see me placed in awkward and adult situations with complete strangers? You have others in your head whom are better suited to that purpose and those types of memes, typist. You do not need my discomfort to amuse you in such a way.

PS - However, your idea of changing my name to something more accurate to my personality is both commendable, and appreciated.

(no subject)

[wyvernkind]

Hm? Come now, you don't need my advice for every little thing, do you? Besides, I think you've been through this enough times to think of more personal touches than simple pleas for help.

I -- and Minerva, of course -- will be waiting for when you're ready to take this seriously.

re: fanon assumptions that louis hates lestat.

[gentil]

Of course I love him. He, our Brat Prince so aptly named by Marius — how could I not? After he became human and I refused him the Blood, we made our peace once David was amongst us. Without his strength that now courses through my veins, I would never again have opened my eyes from the husk I became when he found me charred and grotesque in our Rue Royale quarters after Merrick's audience with Claudia's soul. [ Louis's voice is soft and a little offended, to be honest. ] Do you think me so shallow a creature as to be locked inside every facet of the past I ever penned? Yes, we argued. Yes, I angered.

But he is one of my Great Loves, for better or worse. Daniel, perhaps, could say the same of Armand were he lucid these days.

[ Thoughtfully, quietly, he folds an arm around and rests curled fingers by his lips. ]

Even if I wanted to languish in the past, as I sometimes do when my attention for the current month falls to the wayside, I could never loathe him again. That was done a long time ago. [ In a calm unhurried undertone, he reinforces, ] I speak of my heart, a subject not easily swayed.

[ And if you listen very closely, you'll hear the note of a threat against anyone insisting they know the workings of his heart better than Louis himself. Even the gentlest vampire banks an irate temper, when pushed. ]

Kindly leave the topic alone.

voicetesting, hnnng. [canon is Last of the Mohicans.]

[mooninherhair]

I don't expect you really know what to do with me, do you?

Canon is inFamous: Second Son

[thevandalking]

Oh, we done tryin' to lock me down so I don't get into trouble? I swear you're worse than Reggie.

[You shouldn't say things like that.]

Come on, it's been like half a year. You're running two folks from the same canon, but I can't run around?

It stings, Mun.

voicetesting - canon is BBC's Musketeers

[mmeconstance]

One bad decision deserves another, I suppose, but why would you choose me? I've got--

[she goes right back to her cooking. She thinks she has nothing now. Forced to live out her life as Madame Bonacieux]

I'm not--you ought to look elsewhere, there was only one series so far.

voicetesting

[wer]

Well, erm. Hello? Although I suppose you may want to wait to see if you do even want me around here. I mean, you only just started re-reading the books, and James and Lily's son-- not that those are words I'd ever thought I'd say-- hasn't even been sorted yet. Yet here you are. Doing this. With me.

Aren't you certain you'd rather try Sirius instead? Or James? Or... anyone?

(no subject)

[nihonjika]

No. I don't care what day it is. You've done more than enough.

Leave me alone.

(no subject)

[unyieldingfists]

No, Mun. Absolutely not. 

How would trapping me in some sex-crazed hotel help you "brush up" on your skills? 

[She didn't dare think about what he--and everyone, for that matter--would say if they ever found out about that.]

Try it and I'll beat rush you into the ground. 

... old, old muse being revived.

[whiterook]

You... [ Pause.

Very long pause. ] I was sleeping. [ Slow head tilt. ]

Dead, sleeping, what's the difference?

[ He yawns, dragging a hand through his hair. ]

If you're going to wake me up, find me a Lilynette. [ Sigh. ]

Taichou-san doesn't count. Either of them.

Apping to ryslig because FF7 can always use more bodyhorror.

[excellent_probably]

Okay, I know I'm a pretty resilient guy and that's probably why I was your first pick to put up on the chopping block, but seriously? Normally I wouldn't like going on an extended relaxing vacation but after six years of on-again off-again flinging around to cities and hell and fairy-infested forests I'd rather have that than this... Turning into a--... Yeah, that's not a sore spot or anything. And stop referring to it as "the 'M' word".

Saying that possibly lone-canon-warrioring is a 'blessing' isn't really helping, either. They're still people, even the NPCs. Me not knowing them now doesn't make the scenario any better.

And no. This isn't bitching. This is a pretty damn civil protest considering the situation here.