that new champion + that shurima event.

[sivir]

Scared? You're funny. It sounds more like fun to me, and fun tends to lead to some nice coin.

Looks like it's time to make myself that feather boa, huh. I have to wonder why he's so obsessed with me.

(no subject)

[heroofskydiving]

[ Well that didn't take the mun long. Do muses spark easily for her or something? Either way...was rushing into this sort of thing really wise? And considering what few plans she's already cooked up... ]

 ...

I don't think this is a good idea.

voice test, no plans to go in-game rn

[anoblecaws]

Oh, mun... is this really smart? You can't just go throwing muses around willy-nilly without finishing the game! What if I get bruises? What if I die?! --What if I die from bruising?

[Pause. He looks way too excited about the prospect of dying from excessive internal bleeding.]

--But that's not the point. You're almost at the finish line, mun, chapter 24! And you're on Casual! This should be a piece of cake! ...And if you have to sacrifice some people for the good of the cause, I for one won't blame you, nyahaha!

Toilet King!

[27th]

You've got a busy week, Mun! I'm sure you can handle it. A lot better than I could anyway. [What is balance? No, Yuuri, the food does not belong on the customers.] Look forward to Saturday and Sunday, hm? This will be the first weekend you can really crash.

. . .and, yes, I promise to stay away from toilets. And public baths. And fountains. And dolphin tanks!

[You better, Yuuri. You better.]

Is that really going to be my legacy? The King who fell into a toilet?

shhhhhhhhh no back in the box

[dhil]

[But mun.

MUN.

They can go meet people mun! People watch! Look at all these people, they're so excited!

Can they go look at this one?

Can they go touch that one's hand? They won't mind, right? PLEASE, they're so lonely.

...

They're gonna do it anyway. They're gonna touch the thing.

LATER]

I've seen six episodes. I don't know what I'm doing.

[skoll]

I am not a scholar, woman. The priest is a better choice for you.

[Probably, but Rollo is my favorite.]

Voice-testing - spoilers in the comments, and in my icons

[plantoimprovise]

( SPOILERS for the Telltale games )

On the season finale

[manofconstantsorrow]

( Cut for spoilers to S2E5  )

Mun hasn't worked on the fanfic in awhile due to Writer's Block and it has angered a muse...

[you_schweinhund]

 "Oh aren't you quite zhe desperate little whiner, Mun. Zid you know zhat vhat you have is called impatience. Maybe if took a valk in zhat...shitty neighborhood you live in...zhen maybe you vill get zhe inspiration you vould need in order for you to finally put me into zhat sleeping fanfic of yours?"

The amusement held upon Nikolaus's face is anything but true amusement. His sarcasm is coated with irritation and is heavily drunk on impatience. He, just like the Mun, is impatient of the fact that he hasn't appeared in the fanfic yet.

"Seriously, you schweinhund, you have been vorking on zhis gott forsaken piece of shit for months. Get yourself on zhe vork already. Your vork is nozhing compared to vhat I have been zoing."

Nikolaus, however, is bored, he has been wanting to get out and play with people. He would love to fuck around and actually start his way on getting to know other people. 

"I vould love to see some ozher players in zhis field...if I am right, you put little Wilhelm into zhe field. Vhy not me? Hm? It was bound to happen. Besides, he's dull and boring. Zhat stick in zhe mud...I really can't vait to somehow talk to him. Vouldn't zhat be veird? It vould be as zhough zhat you vill be talking and writing to yourself. Like zhe mad nut of a loner you are vith your impatience and zhis whining excuses of writer's block."

Everything coming out of the muse's mouth are cutthroat and strictly on the truth.

"I just hope zhat zhere are much more amusing people here zhen inside zhat sick head of yours...huh...sick. You know zhat somezhing is inzeed wrong vhen one of your maddest muse labels you as mentally sick. Do you job zhough. Get me into zhat storyline, zhen maybe I vill actually praise for zhe lazy und uninspiring schweinhund you are."

The mun is hurt, but Nikolaus is telling the truth, just coated with icicles and harsh unnecessary details. 

Cops and killers. Motive spoilers in comments.

[secondshift]

I told you Mark is not that guy. He may not have been around here very long, but even in the short time I knew him, I knew he was better than that.

What is wrong with you recently? First you decide to see what would happen if you killed me off, now you're thinking I might have been associating with dirty cops? I would never disrespect my badge like that. And I'm starting to believe that you don't have a lot of respect for me anymore. And I don't like the implications about my character.

Knock it off.

why me

[psychobabblery]

I wish I could say I am as surprised as you are, but I'd prefer to start off on at least some level of honesty, as there will be time enough for all manner of facetiousness and cutting remarks in the near future.
That is, if things go according to plan.
Which is a rarity, I admit, considering our similar track records with fate's slippery interventions and inter weavings.
Still, if the prospect of abject failure is not enough to deter you, then I suspect my advice won't have any effect whatsoever, and you will proceed to do what you will regardless.
In any case, you have quite a bit more reading to do before we can ponder any further actions.
You might want to get on that.

Season 2 Finale - first time writing Kenny.

[loudmanwithabeard]

... Fuck.

( SPOILERS )

It's tough being a Dad. And a Granddad.

[circle_of_life]

I haven't forgotten and neither have you. One day I will return to my rest amongst the Great Kings of the Past. Until then, we have work to do.

(Mufasa is more than a little protective of his family in this strange place.)

If they are well and happy, what more can I ask for?