Toilet King!

[27th]

You've got a busy week, Mun! I'm sure you can handle it. A lot better than I could anyway. [What is balance? No, Yuuri, the food does not belong on the customers.] Look forward to Saturday and Sunday, hm? This will be the first weekend you can really crash.

. . .and, yes, I promise to stay away from toilets. And public baths. And fountains. And dolphin tanks!

[You better, Yuuri. You better.]

Is that really going to be my legacy? The King who fell into a toilet?

Comments

[anoblecaws]

...You fell into a toilet?

[Hi, have a dark mage trying and failing to control his giggles.]

[27th]

I didn't do it on purpose!

[anoblecaws]

Nyahaha! Oh, that's rich!

[MOAR CACKLING]

What happened? Did someone shove you in? Oh, did you hit your head?

[27th]

Yes! Bullies! They were trying to take my money and when I didn't have enough, they shoved my head into a toilet!

[This is awful.]

The next thing I knew, I was in another world!

[anoblecaws]

--Whoa, wait, really?! Does that mean they cursed the toilet or something?

[27th]

N-No…

I just travel by water. It's…like a spell.

[anoblecaws]

Oooh. And you can't get it off? I might be able to! My specialty is removing curses and spells, you know!

[27th]

I wouldn't be able to travel to Shin Makoku! Besides, it's attached to my soul. I think.

[anoblecaws]

Oh, that sounds dangerous...

...I wonder what would happen if I took it out...

[Henry. Henry, no.]

[27th]

I don't think he would let you. [The first king that is.]

[anoblecaws]

He who? I can take 'im! I'll blow him to bloody pulpous bits!

[ :D ]

[27th]

I don't think anyone is more powerful than Shinou. He's…god-like? A god?

[anoblecaws]

Ooooooooooooh.

[HMM.]

...Well, that's what working together is for, I guess! Sharing the burden and all that!

[27th]

I don't want to travel by toilet again, but I can't imagine never seeing Shin Makoku. It's…one of my homes. I was born on Earth, but they told me my soul belongs in Shin Makoku.

[anoblecaws]

And you want to stay there? You're not just staying because they told you to, right?