Mun is nostalgic for an old AU...

[betrayalcutsdeep]

As flattering as it is that you miss me, I have to say I'm not entirely comfortable with your current train of thought. 'I got away with too much in the digital world, so now I need to be tripped up'? What, pray-tell, did I get away with? I didn't harm anyone, and I told no lies when questioned about U-TIC. The worst I can recall doing is prioritizing my own escape from the havoc of Jupitermon and Minervamon's battle over stopping to help others. It wasn't even that I didn't care about their plight, I simply deemed it more important that I survive in one piece.

True, there were those plans, to be, how did you put it? 'In cahoots' with Aizen? But those didn't pan out, and you can hardly hold me in contempt for things you were going to allow me to do that never happened. And you know I would have betrayed him at any rate...you know very well I don't care to associate with megalomaniacs more than is necessary. It's a shame as it is that so many of those willing to aid my cause back home do so only out of selfish desires.

The deception? I already told you I didn't lie. Perhaps you might call it lies of omission, but I don't see how the information you're talking about was relevant at the time. And do you really expect me to explain things from my enemy's perspective? Their view of us is skewed as well, you realize. Now please, set aside these childish notions of making me suffer for my success. If you're that eager to bring me out of storage, why don't you find something we both can enjoy?

reserved at empatheias

[spiddet]

Hi. I'm so glad you want to play. I'm Olaf, and you are..? (A pause. And then a bright smile.) Mun. Hi Mun.

We are going to have so much fun together. We can dance, and we can sing, and we can...oh! What is this place? Do you think they have summer there? I've always wanted to be in the summer. And Elsa is there, too? She built me! I like her. And Anna. Will Anna be there? Maybe Sven...

(A happy, relaxed sigh. Clearly he is quite pleased with all of this.)

You should work on your application. Yep. You're going to do just fine, and then we can see if they have summer, and if they do we can go to the beach, have drinks with little umbrellas, so swimming...

It'll be amazing.

The Monster of the Labyrinth

[condemns_to_live]

[A slow, disinterested clap]

Oh, well done. You recalled my existence. Perhaps now this...exile, you have chosen, can come to an end? It is not only me, of course. Surprisingly, I speak for all of us. Perhaps some eloquence can persuade you.

Your time is, finally, less divided - and will be for the forseeable future - in the short run, at least. Tell me, then - why not employ us? It always brought such satisfaction, did it not? Come now, unleash us again.

[A pause, and he seems to consider]

Perhaps not the clown. Even caged, his presence is...distasteful.

But you, my dear mundane - should do more. [Arms spread] Be active! Spread your creative wings again. And most of all?

[A slow, satisfied smile]

Do this more often. Let me out of the labyrinth.

someone just saw the new teaser

[swaggerelf]

Did I not tell you, scribe, that the greed of the dwarfs would bring down destruction and ruin upon Middle Earth? When a hornet's nest is stirred, it's considered wise to leave. Not stick around and poke and prod at it even more.

Canon is Strike Back; voice-testing a crazy AU idea.

[dislikesbombs]

This is ridiculous, you realize that, right? I died years ago. Me being round again is just going to traumatize Michael, if there is a Michael. And if he doesn't want anything to do with me, I'm pretty much fucked. Really fucked, not in the Damien Scott way, fucked. I really hope you know what you're doing here. Just because you miss me doesn't mean anyone else does.

New Episode - Homeless - Potential Spoilers

[deadly_belladonna]

Well, that certainly went better than I expected. I'm still just a little annoyed Weiss all but told everyone we know of my- status... Just as long as people don't judge me for that, until then, I'm keeping my bow.

I still don't understand this card game, either. But Ruby and Yang sure seem to love it and- who would of guessed, Neptune seemed good at it from the sounds of things.

The air still feels too heavy for my liking. There's really no time to relax as much as we do.

canon is rwby; spoilers maybe in comments

[wickhead]

Awww, look at you! Getting all worried I may be in over my head with Cinder, it's almost like you actually think you have the slightest idea what you're going on about. How many times do I have to say it? Do I need to carry a sign? Should I get it tattooed on my forehead?

I'm. A. Professional.

I've been doing jobs longer than you've been on this earth, kid. If you don't think I've got contingency plans for every last thing, you're a... well, I'd like to come up with something kinder than buffoon but to be honest I'm feeling a bit creatively drained right now. Been busy with all of this crime I'm so good at, so excuse me if I don't have a lot of energy to waste on a know-nothing brat.

Just sit back and watch the show, rookie. You'll see.

On canon updating @high_seas

[meatthefuture]

Mun, this isn't going to go well if you don't have the confidence. I haven't changed that much. We've got a lot of things to do, so hurry up and feel better about this.

voice-testinnng

[deliversbybroom]

I do think it would be exciting to go someplace new, but I already found the town I'm going to train in, and things are going well here. So there's no need to leave. Besides, Osono's going to need even more help around the bakery now that the baby is born!

[ cross-posted to dear-player ]

FOREVER HOMELESS

[terpuntine]

Well lookie here.





I like it. Ya owe me a milkshake if he don't get it.

choo choo all aboard the rwby train, maybe spoilers?

[notstimpy]

...

But seriously, does anyone else actually go to the library to study?

voicetest | canon: tokyo ghoul | no spoilers past chap. 87 please

[trashprince]

Bellissimo! These icons, this journal, what fine work. I am so grateful that you've chosen to write me, dear player. I know I am not your usual fare, but consider me something new and refreshing-- a palate cleanser for your voracious, creative spirit.

[what's that, shū's player is feeling? immediate regret? yeah. that's the exact sensation.]

Don't be so bitter. I think we can have a grand time together. We can do whatever it is you like.

[what the player likes? playing protags or anti-heroes or not you. playing you is the worst. this is the worst.]

If I was to have one complaint... this username you've chosen. 'Trash.' That isn't to my tastes.

[lo and behold, nobody cared.]

What will Kaneki-kun think if he sees such a thing? You should change it immediately. I need to look my best.

[yeah, getting right on that.]

Grazie.

Spoilers for Guardians of the Galaxy likely after tomorrow (also, hover to translate)

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

I AM GROOT!

I AM GROOT!

I AM GROOT!

canon reviewing the silmarillion and this happened

[loremasters]

This all seems fairly disorganized, scribe. You've not decided on which version of events to use, or what point. And I have no intention of being forced into one of these 'games'.

As far as I can tell, there is nothing playful about any of them.

mun just got back from seeing gotg and well...

[deadliestwoman]

( Spoilers obviously. )

Muse is unamused (spoilers for Guardians of the Galaxy)

[jotunblooded]

 "Safe in my collection", he said.

If I had known he was going to let the entire collection be blown up by an irate cleaning woman, I would have stuck the Aether right back under Asgard where Jane Foster found it. It would have amounted to the same, in the end.

And now Xandar might as well have put out a great big neon sign saying "Come finish the job" to Thanos. If I knew that helping protect the universe would be quite this much work hampered by quite this many idiots, I never would have gotten involved.

...except, of course, for the fact that I am also one of the idiots living here.

Ah, well. At least I got to see that wretched, cowled nightmare get its neck snapped. That almost made the entire mess worthwhile. 

SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE!

[aintnothinglikeme]

( Yeah this needed to be done. )