Looming Dark Lords are...looming.

[hallowedhorcrux]

You expect for me to be...surprised?

I am not.

Let this be a lesson to you. I am not one that is easily shaken.

canon: paranoia agent

[dogdesign]

I'm... difficult?

[yep.]

Then wouldn't it make more sense to drop me?

[nope.]

...Okay then.

Well this is...different. Voice-test.

[nohayseed]

Ma'am, I can appreciate a work in progress. Take your time.

This is a nice change of pace for you: taking up someone that abides by the law rather than some small-time crooks who take almost comically great strides to find a way to break it. Heck, I even enforce the law. You've done a regular turn around. Trust me, this will be much less vexing on the mind. Just let me do my work, and the rest will fall into place. It's as simple as that.

Now, who was it that I'm supposed to get acquainted with?

Regarding current events, FF14: ARR

[umbral_dragoon]

Mundane, please stop.

'Tis over. Naught you can do will bring this back to the way they were. Certain choices have been made and no longer can you make them right again.

Now we must needs deal with the aftermath of the decisions you've forced upon me. If it requires me to slay a thousand dragons to get through this, I shall.

I will move on from this, of that I can assure you. Just as I've moved on from many other things.

Of darlings and pirates high_seas

[grizzly_tea]

Mun this is completely unacceptable! For too long have you run from your problems like some lowborn coward! Now you have the audacity to tell me you were planning on dropping me!? I've put too much work into the Shepherds to see my pirate hunting crew torn assunder by your inactivity! You will Re-app today! Or so help me you will feel the wrath of a noblewoman when she's truly cross!

I have friends and companions from ylisse there as well! I cannot, and will not simply abandon them to be led by children against gutter-born hoodlums! If you are concerned that the pretty-cures are too hands on for you to keep up with, than we should split up the crew! I've felt for a while now that they are too naive to fight pirates, and too soft for the strict ideals I wish to maintain with the Shepherds. No, I do not hold that against them, and if anything I cherish them for it. This is war however, and we cannot make mistakes when it comes to who we shall engage in combat.

*sigh* ... I swear, your lethargy is like a contagious disease mun. Did you know it's my darling Lissa's birthday today, and you still have yet to recruit anyone to play her at high_seas? I was even going to try my hand at a cake this year, and now I may not have the chance. You've managed to pull in a Henry, a Gaius, my darling Olivia, and even to my most recent surprise, my son Brady! I'm not even married yet, and as such I have no idea who his father is! Yet despite all this, you still haven't managed to find my darling Lissa? I can only be sustained through museboxes for so long mun.

Mun... we have work to do, a great deal of work to do! If you do not start today, then I will have nothing more to do with you. Do you hear me mun!? This is my ultimatum!

Oh, and if you're reading this, many happy returns Lissa darling.

On potentially apping to apprenticewanted

[voidarcher]

D --> What would posses you to even think this is a good idea
D --> Why must you 100k for places to put me that you know very well are completely contrived and so
D --> So terribly 100d
D --> You know the premise, you are familiar with the canon, and yet you find it suitable to place me in the middle of it
D --> This is disgraceful, and you should be ashamed
D --> Even if Nepeta is there, you know why I can't do this
D --> It's just
D --> Augh
D --> At least consider the consequences of your putting me there, in the middle of all the others that you know are present already.


D --> I need a towel

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[shoulderscar]

I see you're still determined, even if I have mentioned that you should focus more on the others you currently have present. Though I am a bit disappointed you can't seem to figure out where to place me should you do so.

[Cherche, it's not that. What about not being able to possibly bring Minerva with?]

You do seem to have a point there. It would be a shame if my darling Minerva was unable to come with.

[And a sigh.]

Still, I do wish that you would listen and focus your attention elsewhere until you make a solid decision. It wouldn't benefit either of us should you end up rushing yourself into something you'll only hate yourself for later on.

angry muse is angry

[kandy_kane]

I'm not seeing what the problem here is, Mun. This is pretty cut and dry. You read the comics and you picked up a me. I know I'm not the best company, but we'll jive.

[ she throws up her hands, frowning. ]

Yes, I know how hard it is to catch up. Just do it. You're not getting anything done by sitting there making god damn icons, instead of reading more of my appearances.

[ sigh. ]

You want me to make you a list? I can make you a list, you seem to like those. Just get up off your ass and do something.

[ what about the game I want to throw you in? ]

Hell no. Are you joking? People are dying left and right. Isn't it enough that I lost--

Forget it. You can't do anything until you catch up so I'm safe for now.

So her birthday is today...

[battlecleric4lyfe]

Hey, mundane! You know what today is, right?

Right?

[ Sigh. Yes, we already know today's your birthday, Lissa. Happy birthday, we get it. ]

Of course you know! But do you know what I really want for my birthday? Do you?

Yeah, exactly. Why haven't you gotten around to doing me a favor and letting me find my friends, hmm? You already know of a few places where I can find them! You've even found Maribelle, Lon'qu, Chrom and a few others for me! What's taking you so long?!

Really, mundane, do you know how rude it is to keep a lady waiting?

[ ... I wasn't aware there were any ladies here, Lissa. ]

... I heard that.

I definitely heard that, mundane, and I hope you don't mind sleeping with one eye open tonight...

Book Five Harry In need of cast mates at box_network

[troublefindsme]

No. That place is awful. I might still be a little miffed at them for keeping me out of the loop all summer but certainly don't want any of my friends going there.

...I don't think I'd even wish that place on Malfoy. I'll tell them all to stay away.

[ He pauses. Thinking over his situation before amending his words slightly. ]

Other than maybe Dumbledore. He could probably get us all out.

I don't even know

[etveritatis]

You can't lie to me. Literally, as it happens. You know that as well as I do, which is one of the things on the list of things you really need to stop lying about. Also on the list is having any idea what you're doing with me, or me having "fun", or you knowing anything about me other than my name and my taste in tattoos.

You don't even think I'm really who I say I am, right now, and you know I haven't had enough lines to really know what I sound like most of the time, so is there some point to this?

Canon is Suits. Before tonight's new episode.

[loyalassistant]

If you think I'm going to sit through those scenes of Harvey and Scottie being all cute, you can just go screw yourself.

Accepted to hollyheights

[moonlit_star]

Being reunited with my daughter and one of my best friends is such a great joy.

Thank you, writer. I am truly glad to be with them once more.

looking for a home, perhaps?

[talkstorocks]

Hey, so.

This name? Totally uncalled for. I mean, they're not rocks, they're trolls-- and yes, they're love experts! Didn't you hear the song? Yeah, it was pretty tacky, I know.

[ facepalm + hand sliding down face = irritated! :D ]

Anyway, just put me somewhere with Feisty-pants and Sven. Or somewhere where I can do my job. You know...ice?

Seriously, you could have picked a name with ice in it and it would have been totally fine.

It's been awhile. Voice testing again

[brokenarrrows]

The last man standing

Come on now! Do you really think this is gonna work? It aint worked at those other damn places and I know for damn sure it aint gonna work here! Why do you always gotta go and waste both our times for, huh?

We aint gonna find nobody. Least nobody who actually cares and besides I'm already stuck with her. Don't ya think that's enough? What if I don't wanna find no one else? Just gonna lose 'em again anyways and last time I checked aint no one lookin for me.

Ya know maybe that girl is right?

It's best to just say I aint gonna ever see anyone of again. Rick, Carl, Michonne...Carol....

It's just me and Beth now. Hell sometimes I wonder if I aint just alone in all of this hell.

A very annoying new muse | Canon is Only Lovers Left Alive

[brattysister]

I don't like the name you chose for me, zombie mun. I'm not a brat! You've been talking to Adam, haven't you? He's the only one I know who would use that word to describe me. Anyway, here I am. Now find something for me to do! I don't want to be standing around collecting dust like the rest of your muses. I want to actually do stuff! Fun stuff!

Nothing? Ugh, you're just as boring as Adam and my sister.  I want to go back to LA. At least vampires there aren't stuck up artsy prudes.

And what's up with these stupid icons you have of me? They're shitty! I want better ones!

on deciding to app him to high_seas / canon is Nobunaga the Fool

[outsuke]

Are you kidding!? I don't mind the place, but during a situation like this!? You can't be serious! Not that it wouldn't be interesting trying to be a pirate but I have way too much going on right now, you know that, right!? I need to find the one who's responsible for all this!! Oi! Are you listening!?

Canon is Suits.

[litigates]

Don't get your hopes up, mun. I'm not going to make too many friends around here. And I'm fine with that. As long as Harvey's here, I don't really give a shit what anyone else thinks of me.

Making me likeable? That's your job.

OUTAIW 1x09 Reaction

[thelizard]

So, basically, my whole existence was one sick, twisted joke.

Glad to know.

New episode so of course the muse comes back out to play

[loveisnotenough]

You dare to forget about my return to that idiot box you watch, and yet you come crawling back to use me for your entertainment once more? You're lucky you realized what tonight was - I do rather admire the informative magical properties your box possesses.

If you're expecting me to make a grandiose speech about how I'm a changed woman, you can forget it. If I've learned anything tonight, it's that my words are weak on the ears of the people. It's time to act.

Latest episode reaction. Canon is The Americans.

[unamerican]

( Cardinal Spoilers )

When muses try to enable

[sengokupocky]

Mun-chan!

You need to finish watching Attack on Titan, and start reading the manga! Then you can play Pixis! He'd be an awesome addition to this headspace! I'm sure you'll have lots of fun with castmates!

You even thought of a possible username, though I'm not sure if enough people will get the Animaniacs reference.

PS - You should watch Free! next.

(no subject)

[shadowkissedrose]

I knew you wouldn't resist for long. Nobody does.

Don't think this is going to keep me quiet until you're done reading, either, that's what you told Tobias, too, and we all know how that worked out.

Good luck, though. You're gonna need it.

voice refresh...!

[hasdoneit]

Hey mun! It's nice and all that you're picking me up again (I mean, I've been sitting around for so long that I was starting to get cramped, ehe), but...I have to question your choice for a moment. You feel like...throwing me at a game where I essentially die? I'm pretty young and I haven't even thought that far ahead into what it'd be like to be dead. I didn't even think I'd be dying young, really. How about we go through with the whole "not killing me" thing, yeah? ...or are you dead set on it? I can't seem to catch a break with you, can I...?

Look, I'm glad I'm going to a game at least! Just the fact that I'd have to die when getting there? Kinda sounds shady to me. But if I get to meet new people, then that's all fine too, right? Hehe, I suppose there are ups and downs to this...with the major down being death. But...it's fine.

Muse is a bit cranky...

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Will you go to bed? You need sleep and you get very odd ideas when you don't sleep...

.............

Oh Pit... NO! Not again...

[He puts his head under a wing and sighs.]

What is it with you and wanting me to scare people when I first meet them?

((Ooc: This is a G1 Skyfire AU, where he ended up locked in a Dragon form after his crash. More info can be found in his journal. Cross-posted to Dear Player.))

Adding to the new episode bandwagon

[notinsane]

Well, that was certainly interesting. Poor Will, to have to find out the rules of being a genie in such a harsh way. I did not wish for Cyrus to love me. It just happened....there is a grave difference.

This made my night.

[eaglebornbyfreedomwon]

[Connor we now christen you, Grumpy cat /claps]

I am not a "Grumpy cat". Or whatever that is.