[Karen's wearing a pink princess tiara with 'Happy Birthday' on it, courtesy of a seven-year-old.]It's my birthday. So I think I should get to do whatever I want today.
I don't know what anyone might have planned, but I've gotten the
mushy stuff out of the way, and since it doesn't look like I'm getting my husband back, I have two choices for you.
You can send me to Miami for the rest of the weekend. The weather's nice there, I want to keep talking to Jesse, and I can probably get lots of adult beverages. Then I'm going to be a very bad girl.
Or I'm taking my kid to Disneyland. One of those big trips, with the character breakfast and staying at one of the really nice hotels. And I'm wearing the mouse ears. Bonus points if you get any of the macho men in my life to wear them. The world ends if it's Harvey.
Take your pick. Oh, and also, I want a cake.