someone lost a castmate and he is not fucking happy about it

[malignantrage]

I CANNOT **BELIEVE** HE'S GONE.
HOW THE FUCK COULD HE FLY OFF AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
THE ENTIRE PLACE HAS GONE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS.
PEOPLE ARE TEARING EACH OTHER APART
MY FRIENDS ARE LOSING THEIR HORNS
AND JOHN *FUCKING* EGBERT IS MISSING.
CONGRATULATIONS, DUMBASS!
YOU HAVE SURPASSED THE LEVEL OF SMUG TAINTCHAFFING MORON AND ASCENDED ALL THE WAY TO THE BULGEMUCHING FUCKFACE TIER.
NICE JOB BECOMING AN EVEN BIGGER DOUCHE THAN THE INSUFFERABLE PRICK WHO WALKS AROUND WEARING SHITTY SHADES AND ACTING LIKE A TOOL.
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I EVER SAID ABOUT NOT HATING YOU.
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW.
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS AT A TIME LIKE THIS YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT?!

Comments

[bloodpainter]

:(( < karkitty...
:(( < i understand being upset
:(( < but you know it isn't his fault, right?
:(( < the muns do these things...

[malignantrage]

I KNOW. I DON'T CARE. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
THIS HAPPENED AT THE WORST TIME EVER.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
I AM SO TIRED OF LOSING PEOPLE.
I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT!

[bloodpainter]

:(( < i don't know
:(( < i'm sorry
:(( < we can't really do anything about the muns
:(( < which is kind of pawful, sometimes.
:(( < i hope things turn around soon
:(( < even if i can't be there to help.

[malignantrage]

THAT ISN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S AWFUL.
EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART.
I SWEAR I'M HAVING FUCKING FLASHBACKS.
PEOPLE ARE GOING MISSING AND GETTING HURT AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO STOP IT.
BUT THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN WHEN GAMZEE WENT CRAZY
BECAUSE IT AFFECTS EVERYONE HERE
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ARE.
EVEN WHEN YOU'RE AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FRIENDS.
I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF EVERYONE IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
THERE ARE SO MANY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[bloodpainter]

[Oh there are some pleasant memories.]

:(( < oh... oh my
:(( < that's horrible
:(( < is there really nothing anyone can do?
:(( < what's making efurryone go crazy?

[malignantrage]

NOT REALLY.
I MEAN, THE EVENT IS OVER NOW
BUT THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.
ROSE AND KANAYA ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP RE-GROWN HORNS
BUT VRISKA ISN'T HOLDING UP SO WELL.

[bloodpainter]

:(( < vwhiskers...
:(( < what do you think she's going to do?

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

D --> Lowb100d, control yourself
D --> Such things are outside of your already limited control

[malignantrage]

FUCK!
DID YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
IF IT WERE UNDER MY CONTROL I NEVER WOULD'VE LET HIM LEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
THANKS FOR THE LESSON ASSHOLE!

[psych0p0mps]

karkat please calm down
what happened

[like, are people literally losing their horns, or is that a new term for losing one's shit]

[malignantrage]

OH FUCK, WHERE DO I EVEN START?
OK, SO THERE WAS THIS SCAVENGER HUNT.
ONE OF THE THINGS ON THE LIST WAS HORNS.
KANAYA AND VRISKA BOTH GOT ATTACKED AND THEY EACH LOST ONE.
KANAYA LOST THE ONE WITH THE POINTY TIP AND VRISKA LOST THE ONE WITH THE ROUND...
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I GUESS NO ONE ATTACKED ME BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS A NUBBY LITTLE HORN.
AND NOW JOHN IS GONE AND SO IS VRISKA'S MOIRAIL.
SHE'S DOING AN ACROBATIC *FUCKING* PIROUETTE OFF THE HANDLE RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.

[psych0p0mps]

oh wow im sorry :(
thats pretty sick to put something like that on a scavenger hunt
are they gone altogether like back to our world?
or just missing somewhere

[malignantrage]

I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S HARD TO TELL SOMETIMES.
PEOPLE GET LOST IN THE WASTELANDS
OR EVEN IN OUR HUGE HOUSE WITH ALL IT'S DUMB TRAPS AND STUPID SECRET PASSAGEWAYS
BUT IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM THEM IN A WEEK OR TWO THEY'RE USUALLY JUST GONE.
EVEN THEN THEY COME BACK SOMETIMES.
IT'S COMPLICATED.

[nukeoleptic]

holy shit
you are in adstring???

[malignantrage]

YES, I AM.
SO WHAT?

[nukeoleptic]

i was there for a really long time!!


i heard dean winchester just killed my dog :S

[malignantrage]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS.
I GUESS I'M NOT SURPRISED THOUGH.
I KNOW ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE WERE THERE BEFORE
EVEN IF NO ONE MENTIONED YOU SPECIFICALLY.

[nukeoleptic]

well, there probably arent a lot of people there who remember me :S
urahara, duo, vriska, gabriel...
but with as fast as people come and go, im really not surprised

im really sorry that john left, though :(

[malignantrage]

VRISKA IS STILL THERE.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THOSE OTHER PEOPLE.
I GUESS I SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW.
THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM I COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER IT AFTERWARD.
THEN I GOT INTO THE GAME WITH HIM
AND WE HUNG OUT FOR AWHILE
BUT NOW HE'S GONE.
I'M STARTING TO THINK IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET HIM TO STAY IN ONE PLACE VERY LONG.

[ectoplasmologist]

oh man, did one of my alternate selves really manage to bait you back into one of those kismetudes???
so lame, karkat, just saying.
i am SURE that he had a good reason for going, though, but maybe you just muted it out under the sound of your own cursey mcswear gab?
did you ever consider that?

[malignantrage]

WHAT? NO.
THAT ISN'T IT AT ALL.
THIS IS GOOD, OLD FASHIONED PLATONIC RAGE BECAUSE YOUR ALTERNATE SELF IS A COMPLETE DUMBASS!
HE DISAPPEARED AT A TIME THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING INCONVENIENT, OK?
AND I DON'T THINK HE EVEN HAD A REASON.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T.
THEY JUST COME AND GO ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON OR HOW MUCH THEIR DISAPPEARANCE WILL FUCK THINGS UP FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

[ectoplasmologist]

hmmmmm, i will sure have to take your word for it, considering you would know an alternate version of me better than i would!
wait, i think that was probably not sarcasm.
nah, it totally was.

karkat, you can't go putting your alien space-bulges in a knot about people leaving: it is not like they are doing it just to spite you. what was i -- i mean he -- doing that was so important?

[malignantrage]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
IS THAT HUMAN SARCASM OR NOT?
ANYWAY YOU SHOULD TAKE MY WORD FOR IT BECAUSE I KNEW HIM AND YOU DIDN'T.
BEING IN A PLACE LIKE THAT FOR A LONG TIME CAN CHANGE A PERSON.
NOT THAT IT CHANGED HIM A WHOLE LOT.

AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I DO WITH MY BULGE!
I'LL PUT IT IN A KNOT OR OUT OF A KNOT IF I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT.
IT ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE NEAR YOU, SO YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE DID IT TO SPITE ME OR NOT.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF A BUNCH OF YOUR FRIENDS WERE FIGHTING AND DISAPPEARING AND YOUR BEST FRIEND SUDDENLY VANISHED?
PRETTY FUCKING AWFUL I BET.

[ectoplasmologist]

pff that is us john's, never changing and always staying the same, obviously!
on the other hand if YOUR john was your best friend then things must have gotten pretty bad.

you know what i would do if i were you?
i would take the advice of my best friend's incredibly clever doppleganger and get the fuck out of there!
not that i know what kind of place you HAPPEN to be in, but there's got to be some kind of vacation hide out or something, right?

[malignantrage]

WELL, YEAH.
IT'S PRETTY AWFUL.
AND IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE THERE.
MOST OF MY FRIENDS AREN'T AROUND.
DAVE ISN'T, SOLLUX ISN'T, TEREZI ISN'T.
KANAYA IS, BUT
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH HER AND ROSE.
I GUESS I JUST FELT A LITTLE CLOSER TO JOHN FOR AWHILE
IS THAT A CRIME?

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S SO EASY
BUT NO ONE CAN EVER SEEM TO LEAVE WHEN THEY WANT TO.
IT JUST SORT OF HAPPENS SOMETIMES.
USUALLY WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
AND NO THERE'S NO VACATION HIDEOUT!
JUST RUINS AND WASTELANDS AND MONSTERS
AND PROBABLY A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS TO DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH.