Well, well, well, if it isn't nobody's favorite two-headed Jackass from that sequel that time.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Two-headed Johnny Knoxville. Looking as scruffy and weasel-y as ever. Scrad, the traditionally attached head smirks as he says:]

Awwwww. You missed us.

[Charlie, the smaller, arguably weirder head growing out of his back quips:]

Yeah, don't try an' look at us like we'd know why anybody'd do that, 'cause we? Don't, lady.

[To which Scrad agrees, with something between amusement and pity:]

Noooooooooot a clue.

woo candy hearts time best time. to the moon is the cannon.

[adlunam]

Is it the fourteenth already? Of February? It seems like the holiday party was only last week. Happy Valentine's Day, mundane.

[ cue the snickering of an amused mun ]

No, I am not writing in my journal about it and I don't have plans, so you can quit all of that. Paperwork won't fill itself out. But maybe I'll pick up a box of candy hearts on the way in.

Voice re-testing

[outrunner]

Okay, what's the big idea here? You know I hate standing still and now you're going to keep me in your little box? I don't think so. And you're not giving me really great options on where else to go.

And don't think I didn't notice the timing here. That's cute.

I'm going for a run. You get back to me when you figure it out, 'kay?

(no subject)

[almightysound]

Mundane. [Koschei tilts his head and almost smiles.] So, here we are again. I won’t trouble you with some long-winded threat. Tedious. Unnecessary--we’ve done this before, danced this dance in other homes for how long, now? Two years? Two and a half?

[Actually, it’s only one and a half.]

That brief? Hm. Irrelevant, anyway. Just remember that this is, as you say, a new start. The background and key points in my life that you’ve fleshed out, implemented from the start. I am not kind. I am not good. I am an agent of the Celestial Intervention Agency and, despite your frequent--and wholly annoying--second-guesses, I will be the Master one day.

Whether you like it or not.

(no subject)

[gunplay]

Big Boss just LEFT? On today of all days?

And you allowed this to happen? Because you "don't want his player to be stressed"? What about MY feelings?

This is the worst Valentine's Day ever!

...And don't even try to tell me that Kaz is a good replacement!

regarding Loki: Agent of Asgard. Spoilers within?

[ofmyth]

Did I not tell you, writer? I doubted not my brother, and neither should you have.

This little remnant might be going to Amat

[merepuppet]

That's disgusting.

[Someone just learned about sex. Hey, he's a Remnant. Technically he's only existed for two weeks at the very most]

I don't have time for such...acts. I have to find mother. I will find her, no matter how you try to divert my attention.

On Mun's Valentine's Day fretting and Lack of Icons

[waitingforthe4thdawn]

I can't believe how long you spent deliberating over what to write in that Valentine's card, Mundane.

[The child chuckles a bit, patting his mun on the arm.]

I can see why you're worried, but I'm sure they'll appreciate it even if they do work out it was from you.

Still, you got it delivered. That takes courage - well done.

…I wonder what Anju's doing now.

[Kafei sighs, smiling a little sadly to himself]

By the way, do you mind making me some icons soon? It's been a while.

Latest chapter

[rotwood_reaper]

( Here there be spoilers. )

(no subject)

[population_ctrl]

Feed your immaturity all you wish, girl. But leave me out of it.

It's not a request.

Meh. Muse needs chocolate to cooperate. Canon is Wild Adapter

[dispassionategangster]

Mun-san.

You're not expecting me to help, are you?

RP versus Canon

[haleybecker]

Mun,

If you're really going to play me, you're going to have to be willing to consider non-canon ideas and pairings with me. I mean, not that I'm going to attract a harem of men or anything, but the guys aren't here. Any of them. I don't think anyone who even looks like them is here. And how weird would that be, anyway, dating somebody who looks like someone I work with?

Go ahead and toss me in a few memes. Try some things out. Just because I play something different in RP doesn't mean you're screwing up my canon. People who play TV characters don't change the show when they go AU, do they? I just want to meet more people.

Although, if you see anybody who looks like Mark Harmon or Josh Holloway, send them my way. Rawr.

~Haley

Kind of throwing her around for voicetesting

[shills]

First you say I'm not going anywhere ever and then you go around hoping that someone talks to me.

That's a lot like denial, mun lady.

S2 Daryl woke up again

[squirrelhunter]

Well, well. Figured it wouldn't take long for ya t'come crawlin' back.

[Lazy southern drawl right there. He's just relaxing back against the wall.]

What did it? Apping back into that horror game y'were so desperate t'send me to? I ain't goin' back, just so ya know.

So, back off. Leave me alone. Or at least watch the goddamn rest and stop bein' so lazy.

on mun's first ERP (in a while, dammit!); canon (Livilla help me) remains ふたなり村

[futamura_neo]

...wow. That gave a whole new meaning to "fake it 'til you make it."

[And you both made it, didn't you?]

9_9 Yep. This might be fun after all.

oldboy (2013).

[pryce]

You know your qualms won't change the way in which events transpired, don't you? And even then, with complaint after complaint, here we are. You chose to bring me here, regardless.

[ He laughs, then, the sound only a touch bitter. ]

What I think of the matter is inconsequential.