On fighting it out with the billion other versions of Dick Occupying My Headspace

[leiothrix_lutea]

Look, mun-dude, I get it.

You're gonna restart that game, you want to play some version of me in it. Who wouldn't? I'm awesome. But which one of us to pick, right? You only did this to yourself, y'know. It's your own fault you've got, like, a billion different versions of me to choose from.

Again, not blaming, they're all me (sort of), and therefore all awesome.

All I'm sayin'? I'm the one with an account and easy-to-find icons.

I trust you'll make the right choice.

P.S.
If therefore means something's this way 'cause of something that happened, does thereaft mean that something was this way 'cause of something that hasn't even happened yet?

(no subject)

[whipmyheir]

today is nic cage's birthday.
i just thought everyone ever needed to know that so they could pay their respects to a great man.
you're welcome.

(no subject)

[landofthewolves]

So you've brought me here. Out of one frying pan and into another. And you expect I'll actually speak with people here?

I suppose we'll see. You can claim all you want, but only time tells the real result.

(no subject)

[swanningoff]

You've got to be kidding me.

Yeah, not very original, but I don't do this. Domestics. Playing around. Thing.

reserved @ distantskies

[whatsupcroc]

Okay, I know things weren't going well, but as far as solutions go this really doesn't count as one. We all knew it was dangerous, and we all knew it was necessary. Not saying if it paid off or not is cold!

You're also banking on the fact I was trying to demorph already when I trip -- trip! -- or fall or not have a grand old time getting through the window into the Cite Gazette place, so that when the extra, on top of trying not to die pain that's my soul getting separated from me hits? I finish demorphing before I pass out.

If I end up a green scaled paraplegic I am blaming you for all the really weird hospitals that I'll be ending up in. And then we're going bobsledding. I'm pretty sure a crocodile-girl who can't walk can still go bobsledding.

Voice test

[thanklesswork]

. . .

What are you staring at? I'm not going to stop if you if want to say something.

No.

No sir, I don't. I don't need to be anywhere besides the Bastion. It doesn't even look like there's any need for me in places like this. You don't even know where I'm going yet. Home is another story...you saw what the Calamity's gone and done, haven't you?

Not listenin', are you?

[Sigh.]

Do whatever you want, then. I guess that name fits pretty well with whatever you have cooking up, don't it?

Oh, shut up.

Re: The Drifters thread in anoncomm. [Canon: Drifters]

[romanovkillsyou]

So you have found the Drifters at last.

The Black King will be most pleased.

canon is Channel Awesome, game is itsjustagamerp, event is WHAT THE FUCK EVEN

[punsofiron]

You know something? I almost tolerated living in your crazy head. I could put up with that. But this?!

It's bad enough that you happen to play my nemesis, or that you're planning to also send me to bullshit-city with your good buddy MECHAKARA.

And now this? THIS?! And what you're planning to do with it?

Fuck you and your friends, mun. Just. Fuck you guys.

(no subject)

[gnostical]

( cut for green courier )

Reserved @ dramadramaduck

[6collegecredits]

Would you look at all this new stuff we've got going on, mun? New year. New journal. New website. New community; well, for me anyway. You've been at that place for years now, haven't you?

And I guess I'm not there just yet, am I? I know you've been sick the past couple of days but would it kill you to work on that app? Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans Jane and Mr. God of Abs are getting into that I'm missing out on! I mean, who else is going to put all that stuff up on youtube?

Made successful move to DW

[twotailmechanic]

I'm glad things worked out so smoothly and thanks for the new phone. I also appreciate you getting things set up so that I'll get more icons, even if it's just for a couple months. I mean it wasn't necessary, but thanks all the same. Though please don't use this as an excuse to have the teleporters glitch out on me, especially if I end up a girl or a Pegasus pony again. At least being human again would be the least embarrassing...

That said, I know you're itching to play more characters again, but you really shouldn't rush into it. Remember what happened with Silver? You should make sure you really want to play them this time. Also, you may want to wait until the moves are completely done first. Maybe then you can think of more potential characters you would like to play.

Also, I know you want to get the canon move done, but you really should wait on that too. Sonic's birthday is in June, and it's still rather early to try to get people interested in getting involved (which I really hope not, but I'm not going to hold my breath for that).

CALLING ALL SAINTS

[3rdstreet]

Alright. I ain't gonna even try to give a shit about all your other whiny bullshit about wanting to fuck Dushkus and that other noise. Don't matter. I got one thing to say to you, kid.

You haven't got enough balls to play the saggy part of my fucking left nut.

And bring me my crew.

[ ... ]

That's two. Fuckin' whatever. Get Gat's ass here, alright? Even if it is goddamn Minneapolis at that Gemini dioskouroi thing, I got space cops and their stripper girlfriends to deal with here. I ain't taking over this city on my own.

And get some stripper poles in this bitch while you're at it, a'ight? Cool.

canon: babylon 5 | potential app to thelastvoyages

[ivanova]

You're telling me some guy in a floating crapshoot of a ship will grant me a wish, any wish, in exchange for reforming some asshole into a morally upstanding citizen of the Universe?  Right.   Because all scumbags can be reformed.  What happens if that doesn't go down?  Say I get a classic fuckup who doesn't want to mend their terrible ways?

Does that mean I'm cooling my heels forever on a hunk of space junk?


...what do you mean I could revive Marcus?

That.

That sounds like an elaborate trap that sucks people into it and--  [she waves]  This is one of those stories that don't end well.  Ever.  For the record, I think you're full of shit.

(no subject)

[redorblue]

[His mun's decided to play him as mute, huh? Seems fair, considering the lack of dialogue. He's more of an action-speaks-louder-than-words kinda guy anyway.

A shrug of the shoulders.

It hasn't hindered him from trading things left and right at any rate. A ribbon for a can of dog food? That for some bananas? Having monkeys build a bridge in return? Not a big deal.

Heck, he's not even thinking about this new "headspace". He has a bigger issue. Link's worried about a place far, far away: Koholint Island. Wha- What exactly happens when he's not there? Mabe Village, the Animal Village, Marin... even Bow-wow. Are they still-

By the Triforce, they better be all right.]

On the application for distantskies

[mutantmurine]

Young lady!

I-I have not lived as long as I have because I watch soap operas. I must insist you not put that on this form you have. It is through discipline, knowledge, and meditation that one--

--no, I will not tell you which show is my favorite so you can become immortal.

voice testing/considering a game maybe eventually

[overcame]

I don't think...

[guh]

Even though you assure me I would return to Michina in time - and I believe it, I know it is possible....

I don't think I'm comfortable with the idea of going to some of these places.

[UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR]

My place is with the people of Michina, and its magical creatures. One person can be of great help, like a single drop of rain, but some of these places are too strange for me to even imagine.

So much has been accomplished in the future.

[sort of in awe, sort of apprehensive, sort of just (unsure).]

WEEEEEEEH MY GAMES NEED TO PORT FASTER I MISS THEM!!!!!!

[gentle]

I dare say that I almost miss the company of humans now that I have become so accustomed to spending time with them. I am looking forward to my new tutor, the Valentine's Day auction, my fifth birthday, and countless other events as well-- not to mention finally being introduced to the other games we are in, so you musn't disappoint me, Mun.

On that note, you musn't put off canon reviewing any longer as well. What is the point in owning three copies of the same game for my sake if you cannot even bother to turn your DS Lite on? Honestly, your ability to procrastinate would put a Slaking to shame.

Headed to Distant Skies... maybe?

[allofme]

So.

Uhm.

Are we sure about this? I mean really sure? 'cause I can totally go back to being in your backbrain and not doing anything just yet. The last place didn't work out at all, and that's okay, cause... Let's face it, this place is gonna be weird. And I know you think weird translates as amazing but I think that's because you've been hanging out with the blue guy way too much.

Besides, things with Toothless are still up in the air. What if they say no? If we're separated... That wouldn't be the best thing ever is all I'm saying.

Just, you know-- think about this before we go dive bombing into the rest of this app, okay?

oh man here we go

[anti_ventrue]

Look, I think it's time we talked. Do you like having me around? You do? Well then, how about sending me someplace? It's pretty boring just doing nothing in here.

I'm not interested in hearing excuses about not knowing what games in Dreamwidth accept original characters; that's what research is for. You're disappointing me, Mundane, and that's not a good thing to do.

Let's do this: I give you some more time. Not much. Maybe ... thirty days. Find me a game by then -- you don't even have to have an app finished or sent in! -- or I begin collecting that time you owe me with interest.

On being homeless and staying that way

[hunting_trip]

Woah, woah, woah. Slow your roll.

We've had this conversation, and unless I've got Alzheimer's- and don't even start with those old age jokes- we agreed you were gonna chill out. Temporary, remember? You think I'm really gonna stick around and listen to a girl in Mario pajamas? Nuh-uh.

Besides, I don't do that settling in crap. You're gonna, what, put me in a game and strand me there? I don't think so. I've got enough going on, I don't need your help. Leave Sam and Cas outta this, too. I see you eyeballing.

You've got work to do- and before you go getting all sappy thinking I care about whatever it is going on in your life, I'm thinking of me, here. Whatever it takes to knock those loose screws in your gourd back into working condition.

You realize what you sound like, right? That fat guy from that... LARP... thing. That's you. That's you right now. That a pretty picture? No? Didn't think so.

Stay Classy.

Considering a few games...

[egocentric]

Hey, you know that guy I've been running from for five hundred years? Why are you considering games that have him in them? Sure, it might be nice to get to an entire planet where he isn't, but how about we go one better and just don't put me where he is? It's not like there's a shortage of games. Just look elsewhere.

No, not at the Minneapolis one, he's there too. Plus, it's in Minneapolis. Not a very exciting city.

And not that prison ship either. You may not have noticed, but I'm happy the way I am. I don't want to be redeemed.

Or, here's an even better idea. How about you stop looking entirely? Don't you have better things to do? I know I do.

Homeless and still adjusting to DW

[moonlit_star]

Well, this is a good start. I hope we get used to this place soon.

Contemplating Asgard... Canon Matantei Loki

[phantom_thief_freyr]

What do you mean Freyr will have to live under the God House Freyr? Wouldn't any house Freyr lives be a god house since Freyr is a god? Why is Freyr restricted to this one place, and why would Freyr have to live with other people? There is only one god Freyr and that is me, who is this other Freyr?

I don't understand! Maybe Heimdall or Loki could explain it.

Homeless... for the first time in three years.

[emptynight]

Oh stop moping, sweetheart.

I couldn't be happier that you decided to pull me out of that string place. Oh don't give me that look. You didn't think I'd get all weepy over getting away from throat-slicey angel of doom, did you? I like being in one piece, darling, despite your attempts to get me killed. And Satan. Don't forget that part, which by the way you never did let me find out that I'd been mouthing off to the Prince of Lies. Good job with that.

Molly's going to be just fine. You saw her at Chichen Itza, she can hold her own. She doesn't need me around.

I like this decision, darling. Don't try to pretend your guilty conscience is mine. I'm too pretty for a guilty conscience, remember?

Homeless but reserved at ageofmythology.

[nothuman]

Isn't this a little too hasty? As flattering as all of this is, I don't have time for playing games or pretending to be some sort goddess when I'm not. Not when there are more important matters that I need to be taking care of.

You need to rethink this decision and drop that reserve.

[ ooc: Canon is Cybersix. ]

[Re: His mun tempting a possible Dammers mun - Canon is 'The Frighteners']

[noscruples]

Oh. Oh, you're funny. Hil-larious! You even shipped off screencaps to help with icon making and friended that... that asshole's journal over here!

When I asked for some canonmates THIS was NOT what I had in mind! Why do I always attract the crazies?

RE: Finally finishing her route and watching the "Last Episode"

[like_a_lion]

You are quite the dedicated Mun to have finished my route so quickly, though I don't think you should ignore Rin and Sakura's routes entirely. They are both good friends of mine and deserving of your time and effort.

As for the "Last Episode", I think that is a fitting end to all of this. Indeed it is true, I would wait for him forever if it meant we could be together again.

milling about

[yer_pretty_good]

I thought you were looking for a place for that other muse.

Now you're looking at me?

[He smirks.]

Can't really blame you. [A slow turn.] I'm not exactly easy to forget.

After so many years, you always come back to me, mun. You and I will always cross paths again.

Just make sure you find a place suitable for me. I'm not going to be picky, but I'll be bored without a decent amount of entertainment.

OMG! LoZ OC!

[garmayzaya]

I ain't sure that writin' to you is gonna accomplish much, but I figure it's worth a try.

If I understand what you're frettin' about, you're worried about playing me again after a couple years away, right? And you're worrin' that a lot of games wouldn't take too kindly to an "original character" like me.

Well, that's stupid.

All I can really say is that you don't know until you try.

Am I right?

mun needs to read up on the game, but it seems rather fitting. also has apps to work on.

[morewidows]

Victorian-era dystopia, my dear? It seems as though you know the way to my heart.

You have other characters to apply for first, however, and you ought to give them that much. We shall speak later, later when you have dealt with them first.

(no subject)

[will_be_god]

There is a need to occupy ourselves in the meantime.

And yet once again falling back on shoving me into those lustful distractions? I do not have such faulty impulses in myself, and I expect you to bear that in mind.

Mun should just stop assuming length of homelessness. Going to Witchesreign but unrelated.

[whatwewerebornfor]

Ma'am, why do you believe there is a problem with my uniform? I don't see how the color of my shirt is an ill omen.