WEEEEEEEH MY GAMES NEED TO PORT FASTER I MISS THEM!!!!!!

[gentle]

I dare say that I almost miss the company of humans now that I have become so accustomed to spending time with them. I am looking forward to my new tutor, the Valentine's Day auction, my fifth birthday, and countless other events as well-- not to mention finally being introduced to the other games we are in, so you musn't disappoint me, Mun.

On that note, you musn't put off canon reviewing any longer as well. What is the point in owning three copies of the same game for my sake if you cannot even bother to turn your DS Lite on? Honestly, your ability to procrastinate would put a Slaking to shame.

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[calcoolating]

You still think you can expect anything useful from some silly primate girl?

Absurd.

[gentle]

[oh partridge-san, you're so cute and funny!!!]

She has been surprisingly good to me in our time together. She says we are the same in some respects, so that may be why I am so taken with her.

[n__n we're both freaks without human hearts who know nothing but pokemon. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID NATTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[calcoolating]

[ um wow excuse you????? DUMBASS?????? ]

I can see the resemblance.

i accidentally banned u for 2 seconds cuz i was tyring to hit reply dont be alarmed

[gentle]

Is that so?

[Y O U A R E S O C U T E A N D F U N N Y ! ! ! you fuckin asshole.]

(panic)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[calcoolating]

It's everywhere. Impossible to miss.

[ YOU ARE D I S G U S T I N G !!!!!!! ]

;*

[lifeform]

[ first sentence in and you lost her. ]

How could you miss them? If you're getting so accustomed to their company, maybe you should spend less of your time in it. It's obviously not very good for you.

I mean, do you really need that? You're already messed up badly enough as it stands.

[gentle]

[.............................wow.

welp.]

If not with them, then who can I be with? I...

[oh my god you've just fucking ruined his day LMAO he doesn't understand jack shit about pokemon like he thought he did, this is just

he

fuck

fuck you glados

oh my god he is getting a sadness-induced tummy ache right now. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY HE IS REALLY FUCKING UPSET RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAFSDLAFSDHL;FHDSKLS]

[lifeform]

[ L M F A O OOPS AGAIN???? they have such a kawaii relationship ^__^ ]

You really need to be with someone? Well, that's your problem. That's what you need to work on.

[ shed be ecstatic if she knew she ruined his day she is

totally the best friend

he could ever ask for ]

[gentle]

[he seriously wants to like die right now he has been??? so lonely???? his whole life?????????? BUT APPARENTLY HE'S TOO REPULSIVE FOR BOTH HUMANS AND POKEMON SO HE'S JUST FUCKED ISN'T HE

HE'S FUCKED!!!!!!!!!]

Perhaps that is so... But what could I possibly do about such a thing?

[she hasn't just ruined his day, she has legitimately ruined his life at this point.

he might just bypass crying and end up puking rn tbh.]

[tophat]

You've gone to many places, it seems.

[gentle]

[N is so glad you're not an awful dick, hirato!!!!!!!

right?

right???]

Yes, I have. With my mun quitting her job and focusing on her education, it has left her with considerably more free time than she used to have. As a result, we are in many more games together. If only there were more places you and I could meet... You are among the more fascinating humans I have met.

[tophat]

[ i'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet!!!!!!

the nicest!! ]

Mmm, is that so? Perhaps only meeting in one place will make it more fun in the end.

[gentle]

[somewhere, dr. akari is rolling his eyes so hard they're popping out of their sockets...............]

Is that what you think? Maybe so... It makes the time we do spend together that much more memorable, does it not?

[iceolated]

... Three copies? [ but why ]

[gentle]

Humans can be so frivolous, can't they? One is her original copy meant for Pokedex completion and other such nonsense, one is for when she needs to canon review, and the third is for when she doesn't canon review fast enough but still misses me.

[N's player is rolling in the deep.]

[iceolated]

Guess that makes sense. [ ... although he looks more like he's agreeing with the frivolous part. ]

[gentle]

I still think it is inane and a waste of money, especially when she is too lazy to even play one copy. To make matters worse, she's quite taken by you and this Diamond boy and keeps insisting that she is going to "replay everything ever" or some other such nonsense.

[ophiovacca]

A Slaking...? I'm not sure what that is, but~ the mundanes' ability to procrastinate is something to behold.

[gentle]

Isn't it just? Does your mun also have the unique ability to lay in one spot all day without movement?

[ophiovacca]

It seems to be a gift. I could never bear it~

[gentle]

Nor could I. Such nonproductivity would make me anxious! There is an entire world out there ripe for exploring, many new sensations waiting to be experienced. I cannot fathom dawdling about and spending an entire day watching My Little Pony rather than going out and about.

[overcame]

[so many ????-worthy things here?]

Fifth birthday?

[YOU LOOK A LOT OLDER THAN FIVE]

[gentle]

[don't worry, mang, he's not going anywhere. your ????s, he will turn them into !!!!!s.]

Yes. I will be turning five this year. I have not calculated when my next birthday will come about, but I am assuming my sixth birthday will be four years from now as well.

[:'( he's a leap year baby...poor thing...]

I never thought I would seriously wikipedia-dive for the history of calendars. but it has happened.

[overcame]

[....he has never been good at the whole astronomy business

the conclusion being drawn is only half-correct and makes no sense]

That's an odd way to measure age...

[uh]

I mean no offense.

god sorry this is super late, work suxxxxxxxx

[gentle]

[N figures this guy's dad also locked him in his room for the entirety of his life because he was a weirdo, and that's why he's so confuzzled.]

Are you not familiar with the Gregorian Calendar? The day February twenty-ninth only occurs once every four years according to this calendar. That day also happens to be my birthday, thus my age is less than that of the average human.

[god natural harmonia gropius just get that stick out of your ass and admit you're like 17 or w/e.]