shhspoilersOh, now you're interested in letting me come out to play? Before you were too concerned because you were busy entertaining Mummy. I'm so glad you've seen the light.
I do hope you don't expect to get by playing me by recycling my so-called catch-phrases. I don't intend to start every conversation with "hello, sweetie," or warn about spoilers. Well done securing that journal name, though. I'll take your little victory and the added enthusiasm it seems to have given you.
But I do know your mind, you're much too neurotic to allow me to be reduced to such base things. You'd stop giving me a voice all together before you'd let that happen. Which is what you've consequently done to the other muses you have waiting in the wings around here. That Bella woman with the fabulous hair isn't pleased with you, did you know?
I saw when you were going through your icon folders, looking for suitable ones for me. Is there something you would like to tell me? You have an awful lot of Lucy Saxon in those folders. I suppose she fits in well with this supposed "batshit" image you've cultivated in your characters. Thanks for not looking for some variation of "bespoke psychopath" for my journal name. We'll consider this a departure from your norms, shall we?
So what is the plan? I haven't been on a good adventure in some time. Are you going to find me a game? Though this memebells the others keep talking about sounds like it could be fun!
Don't live up to your name, Mundane. Let's go make some trouble.