and then some jerk voicetested a robot for Save the Earth yep

[loveyoubaby]

Whoa, slow down there, baby! Aren't you getting a little too excited about this? I mean, I don't think this is going to work out. Not only do you want to toss me into some city that's being invaded by aliens or something, but you want to make me human on top of it? Fighting aliens I can deal with, but being tiny and fragile? No thank you!

...That's what I'd like to say, anyway, but you're not really going to give me a choice in the matter, are you.

Do I at least get a bike? ...Oh, you're giving me two bikes? Well in that case, maybe this won't be so bad after all.

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[fuckinstoplights]

She's my daughter.

[... okay she adopted him but that's not important shh.]

[loveyoubaby]

Um.



Huh. Congratulations?

[yeah just where do babies come from the whole world is a lie right now]

[fuckinstoplights]

... Adopted.

She's adopted.

[OOPS his bad.]

[loveyoubaby]

Ah! That makes more sense.

That's good, though. Someone that close'll do you some good.

[fuckinstoplights]

You care that I'll have good done to me?

[loveyoubaby]

Well sure. You seem like a decent guy. Little rough around the edges, but who isn't these days?

[fuckinstoplights]

Human beings? Since they aren't made of metal...

[loveyoubaby]

...I didn't mean that literally.

[fuckinstoplights]

...

I knew that.

[loveyoubaby]

Somehow I'm not sure I believe that.

[fuckinstoplights]

That's your choice, I suppose.

[loveyoubaby]

Geez, you really are 'Mister Personality'. Would it kill you to smile or something?

[fuckinstoplights]

It might.

[WOW he couldn't have said that any more deadpan if he tried.]

[loveyoubaby]

What a creepy guy...

[the deadpan it is IMPRESSIVE]

[fuckinstoplights]

... Really?

[loveyoubaby]

Totally.

I mean, if creepy is what you're going for, then more power to you.

[fuckinstoplights]

It really wasn't.

[loveyoubaby]

So it's just natural, then. I gotcha.

[fuckinstoplights]

You're the first to say that.

[loveyoubaby]

Say what? That being creepy is natural?

[fuckinstoplights]

For me, yes.

[loveyoubaby]

Well I was half joking. A person's experiences shape their personalities, so it is kind of a natural progression, I guess.

[fuckinstoplights]

So... you're implying I have only "creepy" experience?

[loveyoubaby]

Well, seeing as I don't know your experiences, I can't say either way.

[fuckinstoplights]

... Right.

All right.

[YOU'RE WEIRD.]