and then some jerk voicetested a robot for Save the Earth yep

[loveyoubaby]

Whoa, slow down there, baby! Aren't you getting a little too excited about this? I mean, I don't think this is going to work out. Not only do you want to toss me into some city that's being invaded by aliens or something, but you want to make me human on top of it? Fighting aliens I can deal with, but being tiny and fragile? No thank you!

...That's what I'd like to say, anyway, but you're not really going to give me a choice in the matter, are you.

Do I at least get a bike? ...Oh, you're giving me two bikes? Well in that case, maybe this won't be so bad after all.

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[fuckinstoplights]

No. I'm a BP model.

[did you seriously take that literally.]

Yes. So I am.

[loveyoubaby]

Wow, really? Because I totally mistook you for an actual barrel.

[And then the sarcasm happened]

Soooo, what does your mun even do?

[fuckinstoplights]

That's not funny.

...

They allowed my memories to be erased.

[loveyoubaby]

Well excuse me, Mister Personality.

[Fuck you it was hilarious.

...Oh wait that actually does suck]

Seriously? And they just get away with that crap?

[fuckinstoplights]

Kagerou. It's Kagerou.

Yes. They do. Who would stop them, besides?

[loveyoubaby]

Sure baby, whatever you say.

Yeah, good point. Trying to convince them doesn't seem to work, anyway.

[fuckinstoplights]

... Baby...?

[the fuck did you say.]

Not that I've ever seen. They do whatever pleases them, regardless of what may happen to us.

[loveyoubaby]

Don't worry about it.

[he said "baby" do your robo-ears not function pal]

Tch, wonderful. I almost feel like I should be worried.

[almost]

[fuckinstoplights]

... Right.

You should be worried.

[loveyoubaby]

Ah well. I'll worry about it when it's relevant, I guess.

[fuckinstoplights]

You're very confident.

[loveyoubaby]

No reason not to be!

[fuckinstoplights]

You're going into a game. That's plenty of reason.

[loveyoubaby]

See, that's quitter talk right there. I'm not about to make a habit out of giving up.

[fuckinstoplights]

It's not that. It's experience.

[loveyoubaby]

And if you let bad experiences steer your life, it's no better!

[fuckinstoplights]

Or you expect them more easily. And are less disappointed.

[loveyoubaby]

Oh my God, you're such a downer!

[fuckinstoplights]

Such is the life of a simple prototype.

[loveyoubaby]

Don't you have anything positive to say? Anything at all?

[fuckinstoplights]

Some things.

Why?

[loveyoubaby]

Because.

Say something positive.

[fuckinstoplights]

...

Shadowmaru is the best friend I've ever had.

Does that count?

[loveyoubaby]

[Well he would say something like "Shadowmaru has actual friends WOW" but hey that's probably just a little too douchy right now SO]

Yeah, that counts.

[fuckinstoplights]

Good.

Then that will satisfy you.