and then some jerk voicetested a robot for Save the Earth yep

[loveyoubaby]

Whoa, slow down there, baby! Aren't you getting a little too excited about this? I mean, I don't think this is going to work out. Not only do you want to toss me into some city that's being invaded by aliens or something, but you want to make me human on top of it? Fighting aliens I can deal with, but being tiny and fragile? No thank you!

...That's what I'd like to say, anyway, but you're not really going to give me a choice in the matter, are you.

Do I at least get a bike? ...Oh, you're giving me two bikes? Well in that case, maybe this won't be so bad after all.

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[loveyoubaby]

Wolves howl, okay.

Probably because you chased him off! It all makes sense now.

[sassymaru]

I would never stoop so low as to drive away a public servant.

[Deckerd would get mad okay.]

[loveyoubaby]

But would you chase a car?

[He might but it would be funny as hell okay]

[sassymaru]

Only when it was required in order to solve a case.

[Or smack his nose into Decker's butt but hey that's something totally not related.]

[loveyoubaby]

Next time you chase a car, do it in your little puppy dog mode.

[that wasn't a butt ok that was a bumper]

[sassymaru]

That will be quite impossible, I'm afraid. I lack a puppy dog mode.

[loveyoubaby]

Riiiiight.

[douchiest robo-grin ever]

[sassymaru]

Right.

Happy to have cleared that up.

[loveyoubaby]

[just going to be quiet for a moment heeeeere]


...So if someone scratches your belly, do you do that goofy leg kick thing?

[sassymaru]

Only dogs do such a thing. And I am not a dog.

[loveyoubaby]

I don't believe that for a second. I don't think anyone believes it.

What's your problem with dogs anyway?

[sassymaru]

Ah. Think as you will.

I have no problem. I just prefer to be called by the proper name.

[loveyoubaby]

Hey, don't get mad at me. Blame the guy that designed you!

[sassymaru]

... You do realize you're referring to Toudou-san, yes?

[loveyoubaby]

of course! I think he did a lovely job making you into a dog. You just don't appreciate it!

[sassymaru]

He said I was a wolf.

[loveyoubaby]

Hmm. He must have known you'd whine if he said it was a dog.

[sassymaru]

I sincerely doubt he would go to such lengths to simply spare my feelings.

[loveyoubaby]

Saying "it's a wolf" isn't really going to any special lengths, you know.

[sassymaru]

It is, if you manage to do so consistently.

[loveyoubaby]

It's not like it's hard.

Well, whatever.

[sassymaru]

I fail to see how it matters, honestly.

[loveyoubaby]

New subject.

So how are you coping with the hair and skin thing?

[sassymaru]

Fantastically, of course. Some adjustments were necessary, but I believe them to be cooperating with my attentions.

[loveyoubaby]

Cooperating with your attentions? What does that even mean?