and then some jerk voicetested a robot for Save the Earth yep

[loveyoubaby]

Whoa, slow down there, baby! Aren't you getting a little too excited about this? I mean, I don't think this is going to work out. Not only do you want to toss me into some city that's being invaded by aliens or something, but you want to make me human on top of it? Fighting aliens I can deal with, but being tiny and fragile? No thank you!

...That's what I'd like to say, anyway, but you're not really going to give me a choice in the matter, are you.

Do I at least get a bike? ...Oh, you're giving me two bikes? Well in that case, maybe this won't be so bad after all.

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[sassymaru]

I fail to see how it matters, honestly.

[loveyoubaby]

New subject.

So how are you coping with the hair and skin thing?

[sassymaru]

Fantastically, of course. Some adjustments were necessary, but I believe them to be cooperating with my attentions.

[loveyoubaby]

Cooperating with your attentions? What does that even mean?

[sassymaru]

Ah-ah. You'll see when you arrive, certainly.

... and once you recall who I was.

[loveyoubaby]

This is just starting to sound complicated and annoying.

Or maybe that's just you.

[sassymaru]

Complicated and annoying are perfectly adequate descriptions of the situation, I'm afraid.

[loveyoubaby]

Greeeeat, can't wait. Guess this means I'm gonna have to find something besides gasoline to drink, huh.

[sassymaru]

So you will.

I have a few things to recommend, if you like.

[Shadowmaru, your game-self drinks the fruitiest shit ever, you don't get to recommend things.]

[loveyoubaby]

As long as it burns going down, I'll be happy.

[keep your wildberry girl shit out of here okay]

[sassymaru]

I wouldn't know if it... burns, precisely.

[loveyoubaby]

That's what humans say, anyway. The good stuff hurts.

[sassymaru]

Why would it be good, I wonder, if it hurts so much.

[loveyoubaby]

Beats me! Guess I'm gonna get to find out, though.

[sassymaru]

I would hardly be surprised if you did. Taking risks is very like you.

[loveyoubaby]

Hey, it's called 'being adventurous'. You should try it.

[sassymaru]

Who's to say I'm not?

I am an enigmatic, mysterious sort, after all.

[loveyoubaby]

That's just a nice way to say "creepy stalker", isn't it.

[sassymaru]

It amuses you ever so much to use that term, doesn't it?

[loveyoubaby]

Well it's fitting, isn't it? You're kind of creepy and you're great at stalking people.

[sassymaru]

Creepy is it? A low blow. How shall I recover?

[loveyoubaby]

I don't think you can. Just the way it is, I guess. You'll just have to accept it.

[sassymaru]

Ah, there's something I've been hearing a lot of lately.

[loveyoubaby]

Oh yeah? From who?

[sassymaru]

A great deal of people in that place. It seems to be their preferred method for dealing with troubles.