and then some jerk voicetested a robot for Save the Earth yep

[loveyoubaby]

Whoa, slow down there, baby! Aren't you getting a little too excited about this? I mean, I don't think this is going to work out. Not only do you want to toss me into some city that's being invaded by aliens or something, but you want to make me human on top of it? Fighting aliens I can deal with, but being tiny and fragile? No thank you!

...That's what I'd like to say, anyway, but you're not really going to give me a choice in the matter, are you.

Do I at least get a bike? ...Oh, you're giving me two bikes? Well in that case, maybe this won't be so bad after all.

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[loveyoubaby]

Riiiiight.

[douchiest robo-grin ever]

[sassymaru]

Right.

Happy to have cleared that up.

[loveyoubaby]

[just going to be quiet for a moment heeeeere]


...So if someone scratches your belly, do you do that goofy leg kick thing?

[sassymaru]

Only dogs do such a thing. And I am not a dog.

[loveyoubaby]

I don't believe that for a second. I don't think anyone believes it.

What's your problem with dogs anyway?

[sassymaru]

Ah. Think as you will.

I have no problem. I just prefer to be called by the proper name.

[loveyoubaby]

Hey, don't get mad at me. Blame the guy that designed you!

[sassymaru]

... You do realize you're referring to Toudou-san, yes?

[loveyoubaby]

of course! I think he did a lovely job making you into a dog. You just don't appreciate it!

[sassymaru]

He said I was a wolf.

[loveyoubaby]

Hmm. He must have known you'd whine if he said it was a dog.

[sassymaru]

I sincerely doubt he would go to such lengths to simply spare my feelings.

[loveyoubaby]

Saying "it's a wolf" isn't really going to any special lengths, you know.

[sassymaru]

It is, if you manage to do so consistently.

[loveyoubaby]

It's not like it's hard.

Well, whatever.

[sassymaru]

I fail to see how it matters, honestly.

[loveyoubaby]

New subject.

So how are you coping with the hair and skin thing?

[sassymaru]

Fantastically, of course. Some adjustments were necessary, but I believe them to be cooperating with my attentions.

[loveyoubaby]

Cooperating with your attentions? What does that even mean?

[sassymaru]

Ah-ah. You'll see when you arrive, certainly.

... and once you recall who I was.

[loveyoubaby]

This is just starting to sound complicated and annoying.

Or maybe that's just you.

[sassymaru]

Complicated and annoying are perfectly adequate descriptions of the situation, I'm afraid.

[loveyoubaby]

Greeeeat, can't wait. Guess this means I'm gonna have to find something besides gasoline to drink, huh.

[sassymaru]

So you will.

I have a few things to recommend, if you like.

[Shadowmaru, your game-self drinks the fruitiest shit ever, you don't get to recommend things.]

[loveyoubaby]

As long as it burns going down, I'll be happy.

[keep your wildberry girl shit out of here okay]