Voicetest (Canon? is Ninja Sex Party)

[danny_sexbang]

Well, hello there.

Looks like you've found yourself in the middle of the hottest of muses.

What's that? You think it's weird? Well, take a minute, relax, let Ninja Brian and I soothe your troubled mind with the sweetest of loves, make you forget all about those--

Oh. You say you're gay.

Well what the hell? What am I even doing here? Where's Ninja Brian?

Wait.

Even though Ninja Brian is my greatest and best friend in the universe, maybe him being gone means...

Oh. Oh yes.

There's so many women to romance and plow... with.. respect, of course. Certainly not with this... throbbing hard...

You know what? Maybe we should just move on. See if we can't find some attractive women to lay our hot, thick love into.

Wait, hold on, I see you hovering over that "log out" button. Ha. I'll have you know that I am perfectly capable of having respectful and honest conversations with women. I'm more than just my massive dick. Maybe if you'd have taken time to get to know me, you'd know that. Bet you feel bad about that now.

So, how about those ladies, hm?

Comments

[theconfuser]

Wow... I'm loving your outfit! [ Vince, you're not a lady. ]

so fuckin into this

[danny_sexbang]

Hey, man! You too!

Thank you, it was specially crafted for maximum luxury and sexiness.

What woman doesn't love a man with a feather-rimmed cape and sparkles all over? Ladies love sparkles, you know.

<33

[theconfuser]

Genius! Most of mine are crafted at Topshop but this one's called 'The Mirrorball Suit' and I made that myself 'cos I needed an extra glittery-

Are- are you in a band too? [ Sort of competition? Maybe even hairwise?? But Vince likes this bloke! He wants to be friends. He beams at him and holds out a candy bar. ]

Fancy a fun size mini Twix? Howard doesn't want me to eat all of them at once anyway. Ladies love sweets too. [ Yeah, they were talking about ladies for some reason. Vince remembered! ]

[danny_sexbang]

I don't know what a Topshop is, but I'm going to assume it's rad as fuck because your costume is so kick ass. I do wanna see that Mirrorball Suit, though. It sounds amazing.

As it happens, I AM in a band! Me and Ninja Brian. He plays keyboard and murders my foes. Sometimes I get stabbed in the bloodlust. It's great.

[ He looks surprised but takes a miniature Twix, looking positively charmed. ]

I will have to remember that. Somehow, my mentioning of my enormous sexual prowess doesn't seem to be doing it for me lately. Maybe this will help.

[theconfuser]

I'll show you the Mirrorball Suit next time, it's well sparkly! [ Vince is so excited by this cool American rockstar thinking he looks 'kick ass' that he doesn't even register the whole ninja murders people thing. Ninja Brian's a way better name than Howard. ]

Me and Howard are in The Mighty Boosh. It's like glam meets electro meets jazz meets goth meet crimping. It's all about sexual... enormous sexual prowess too. Howard's still a virgin but we kissed on a roof once so he's halfway there... or something.

I made out with loads of different goth girls all around Camden! [ Showing off now. Yeah, Vince's more innocent than Danny. A bit more into glitter and sweets than being a lady parts fondler, maybe. ]

[danny_sexbang]

[ He looks a little surprised, but nods. ]

You kissed your band mate? Wow. Pretty bold of you. If I tried to kiss Ninja Brian, he'd put a knife in my chest. Not that I'd want to, but that's what would happen.

But hey man, good for you for getting all those goth girls. Not easy to break past that moody exterior. Of course, when you're as impossibly sexy as we are, ladies seem to warm up pretty quickly. At least, in my experience.