Because this is a thing.

[anthony_dawnwalker]

Ah, what manner of strangeness is this? You! Yes, Mundane was it!? Quite a clever name for one who has placed me under their control, making me their slave! Yet to do so means that you are no mere "mundane". But perhaps an agent for the EVIL, and HORIBBLE, DARK LORD! But know this, "Mundane". One day I shall break loose of your hold, and when that day happens you shall forever regret your decision for controlling my words and actions.

For I am USIDORE! Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas! The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarves know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

And there are yet still many other names that you do not yet know....

Comments

[thricereturns]

Nice to meet you.

[in_the_book]

Had a little too much to drink, have we, Gandalf?

[younghero]

Mundanes are evil?!

[dorkvader]

I'm pretty sure your mum isn't working for me.

Could be mistaken, I have a lot of lackeys.