Stretching out and dusting off

[watch_them_squirm]

Oh~ So you're finally letting me come out to play, are you? I'm sooo~ grateful... Really, I am. I actually thought I was going to die of boredom.

Well, I can't say that I'll thank you for it, but it's not like you'll hear me complaining either. Afterall~ I had some fun the last time you tossed me out for a test-drive...

... Ugh why'd you even bother to wake me if the place ain't even ready for us yet? Can't I at least crash in somehow? I wanna play now I'm sure there's a way we can slip in for a little fun before the main event.

No? [sigh] b o r i n g~

Fine then, but don't expect me to just sit pretty in the meantime... A girl's gotta entertain herself in someway or another don't she?~

Comments

[model_prisoner]

Somehow, I get the feelin' your idea of fun doesn't match up with most people's.

[watch_them_squirm]

Well aren't you just a big hunk of brains~?

Eehahah hah! [ slow clapping ]

Way to state the obvious there.

[model_prisoner]

Yeah, that's me. Master of perception.

[He doesn't seem phased by the comment, instead just lazily scratching his stubbled chin.]

Who knows, maybe there will be a few psychos in the bunch. You guys can bond over kickin' puppies or something.

[watch_them_squirm]

Oh really? ... Could have fooled me.


Bonding huh? You think I actually enjoy the company of others? Ehaha! So long as I get to watch people bite it with my own eyes... That's what really gets me off honey~

[shiningheart]

You seem a little too eager for that place. I've only heard stories about it so I guess I can't judge but...

[But Lewis was and still is a boyscout nerd. He was not the driving sexual force in his living relationships. SEX GAME NO THANK YOU]

[junenotkorra]

Suppose someone's idea of fun isn't the same as another's.