canon: scrubs. thinking of taking him to CoA

[bambis]

Promise not to tell Turk I said this? Okay? Cool.

( john takes a deep breath before he began to squeal like a girl. )

Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmyfreakinggod-

AAAAH! This is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever promised me. This is better than that time I made it through the ring of fire with Sasha. Bless your sweet soul-

( he placed his hands against his face as if to pray, and fell down on his knees. )

I want to thank my mun first off, and all the hot chicks at this place, and of course Bust-a-move guy.

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[tharshegoes]

Ahhh, the sweet smell of desperation in the morning.

[bambis]

( okay so he's been told worse things by people but he hates people who judge him so- )

Listen missy, I'll have you know that I've only been with six women in my life so far in the past seventeen years, and each are separated by at least three years.

( he isn't helping himself, is he? )

[tharshegoes]

Yeah, and lemme guess. None of those flings of yours lasted for longer than it took the lucky lady to realize you're a complete loser? I mean, seriously. That is not the reaction of someone who's had a history of long and fulfilling relationships in his life.

[bambis]

( 'stay strong dorian, stay strong.', he spoke in his mind before looking at her. )

Well....as a doctor it's hard to maintain stable relationships due to the hours.

( she totally nailed him onto the wall. )

[tharshegoes]

Right, uh-huh. I can tell, since Kimmy's brain surgeon mother obviously has soooo much trouble in her relationship. Oh no, wait! They're the most sickening example of 'family togetherness' I've seen in my life!

[bambis]

Who the hell is Kimmy?

( seriously-

and another thing. )

You know, you have a very weird shade of skin color. I'd have that checked out if I were you.

[tharshegoes]

Kim Possible? Teen hero and royal pain in the neck?

And the skin? Yeah, don't go there. I'll have you know it's perfectly normal for me and if you even think about making a 'green around the gills' joke I'll put my foot so far up your rear you'll be tasting rubber.

[bambis]

The only teen hero I know is Hannah Montana.

( as soon as he was about to tilt his head back and daydream about her, he found himself focusing back on the girl before him. )

Fine, fine! How old are you anyways? Ten? Judging me when you haven't even lived life yourself? Hmph!

[tharshegoes]

What are you talking about? For your information, I'm in my thirties. I've probably "lived life" *Air quotes.* More than you have. No, scratch that, definitely have.

[bambis]

Seriously?!

( woah he is going to forget everything she said because if she's telling the truth- )

Did you make a deal with a witch to look that young? Was the green skin the side affect?

[tharshegoes]

The green skin is a side effect of my super powers, which no, have nothing to do with eternal youth. I just take good care of myself. You know, exercise, sun, the occasional spa treatment when I can get some me time that isn't interrupted by my dumb boss needing me to bail him out of trouble after his latest take over the world scheme went even further south than they ever do when I'm actually around to play damage control. The usual for a health conscious woman who wants to stay in her prime.

[thneedisgreat]

Wow. That is some enthusiasm, man.

(As if the Once-ler has never done anything like that.)

[bambis]

I can't help it, this was better than the time I got a toy pony for my birthday!

[dr_jan_itor]

[Creeps up behind him and places a hand on his head, ruffling his hair before shoving the hand to the side, intending to throw off his center of gravity and make him fall.]

Thanking your mun-- a rookie mistake. Never thank them. They'll get complacent. Think you're okay with just being shuffled around wherever they want to put you. You've gotta command respect. [Looking at him, giving it thoughtful consideration.] That might be a challenge for you, but I'm willing to help if you give me something in return.